The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[GeorgiaModerate]

So, technically I was both right and wrong at the same time.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Context: this is a response to an exceptionally stupid conspiracy theory promoted by twenty42.

I think the unreleased Kavanaugh documents prove that he is the secret illegitimate lesbian transgender older sister of Kim-Jong Un, sent to the U.S. in secret and given a fake past for the purpose of undermining the government and creating a Trans-Pacific Democratic People's Socialist Republic. Since the documents have not been released, there is literally no way whatsoever for us to judge the plausibility of this suggestion based on the existence (or lack thereof) of extraneous evidence until all the documents are released.

[GeorgiaModerate]

If I wasn't already a lush you guys would drive me to drink.

[GeorgiaModerate]

The mods are both, at once too strict and too lenient.

Shrodinger's Atlas Mod

[GeorgiaModerate]

In "Are you addicted to the NYT polling project?":

I am extremely addicted. I haven't eaten, sleepen, or gone to class in 2 weeks. 5 super hot cuties wanted to hang out and i rejected all of them to constantly track every single change to NYT. My roommates have gotten really upset with how I smell like dogpoop, but I can't afford to move for 1 second because I need to know how long and strong the blue wave will penetrate the state of Virginia's wetlands

[GeorgiaModerate]

Context: a post about large numbers of young people registering in Virginia:

I'm so glad so many young people register with me

[GeorgiaModerate]

When I look into Kavanaugh's eyes, I can see his soul. I see a good man. I believe him.

Which end of him were you looking into?

[GeorgiaModerate]

Planning to vote the 15th on the first day of early voting

I just voted for our next Governor and the entire Democratic slate today. Felt damn good!

You voted for Brian Kemp? I'm kind of surprised.

I’d rather run barefoot through a field of rusty nails.

[GeorgiaModerate]

I've already lost friends, family, my career. Twitter is all I have left.

[GeorgiaModerate]

In the "Poster with the biggest ego?" thread:

I wouldn't want to give them a bigger ego by naming them.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Ipsos tells us about as much as throwing around some goat entrails and having the augurs watch how the birds fly after invoking the name of Jupiter

[GeorgiaModerate]

Are they polling any house erections tonight?!

Well, although much of Atlas would like to see that, I personally wouldn't.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Sanchez should only interact with honest white drug dealers going forward.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Love that like 95% of the reaction Online is either ridiculous, excessive DOOM or delusional optimism.

"We took the House, but the Senate is lost until the year 3000.  Maybe then we'll be able to flip Saturn, but Venus is a Longshot Republican stronghold."

[GeorgiaModerate]

There's a HUGE difference between.being conservative who happens to be Jewish, and one who adamantly supports white power actors whom would literally curbstomp you if given half a chance.

“Whom” should be in the nominative case here, as it’s the subject of the clause.

True, but this thread is about actual Nazis, not Grammar Nazis.

[GeorgiaModerate]

He's right. George Soros paid me to have undocumented immigrant children stand on my shoulders while covered in a trench coat so that we could vote multiple times. I would continuously swap out the children and go back each time and vote more. I did this in every state, that's why Democrats won every single election at every level in every state! Thanks George! But next time, could we be transported on buses with more comfortable seats?

[GeorgiaModerate]

Both of these (talking about Mark Harris in NC-09):

I'm sure Jesus told him to rig the election.

We're two weeks away from hearing he was banned from the mall.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Oompa Loompa Dumpity-Doo,
We’ve got another resignation for you!

What should you do if your Pres is a twit?
Try and endure him and all of his s#!t.

But if he won’t ever listen to you,
Maybe there’s something else to do?

[GeorgiaModerate]

by the way could you explain what’s the meaning of HP and FF ?

FF = Freedom Fighter
HP = Horrible Person

Don't mind the exaggerations. They basically just mean 'good' and 'bad.'

Thank you for the answer, at first I thought FF meant « French Fries »

In that case, HP must mean Hamburger Patty!

[GeorgiaModerate]

There is a thorn cocked badger in hell anxiously awaiting for 45 to draw his terminal breath.

Is Badger not with us anymore ? RIP, I was starting to like him.

[GeorgiaModerate]

I really dislike Kamala Harris, but this is unacceptable and disgusting.

What you insinuated was just as bad.

Jacob Wohl is a moron. News at 11:00.

And what is that which I insinuated?

He's not referring to you. I mentioned Kamala Harris's relationship with Willie Brown on another thread.

Well, I'm sure that can't be horrifyingly sexist at all. 

I'm guessing the many posters here actually giving credence to the elected CA AG and Senator having merely slept their way to the top is simple envy that Harris actually ever got someone to sleep with her.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Impeach

YES!! THIS !!! and throw that bitch in a mexican jail!

No, too easy to escape like El Chapo did from a Mexican prison.

Send Trump to the ultra-max in Colorado instead. The added benefit is that Calthrina can visit him more easily and remind him that the Dems are just as bad as he is.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Now he can claim to be a hero, because he got shot down in 'Nam.

We have a winner.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Hey yall my name is Matt Bevin, No contraception tis of the devil, therefore I have 9 kids, Science aint real, we got snow not global warming, and what are these germs? Can't even see em! I wonder what party I should join?

[GeorgiaModerate]

Late 30s Donald Trump:

“Your favorite President has just made the greatest deal because Germany has great respect for Trump’s very, very large brain.  We are going to have the biggest, most beautiful peace our time has ever seen, believe me.  It will last for, like, a thousand years.”

“Crooked FDR can’t even stand up straight.  Sad.”

“Paying my employees minimum wage was, like, my own personal World War I.”  

“Why won’t the FBI investigate Alcoholic Al Smith’s 33,000 missing letters to The Vaticancer?  Drunk State coverup!  Very UNfair!”  

“Pearl Harbor was never attacked.  This is just another lie by the FAKE news media!”  

“We firebombed Tokyo bigly this morning.  They were the biggest, most beautiful fireworks ever and all because of your very favorite President.  I, like, totally brought the 14th of July to Japan, but the fake news media doesn’t want you to hear about it.  VERY unfair!”