The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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Interesting. New Mclaughlin poll has Democrats narrowly leading the generic ballot 45-44.

http://mclaughlinonline.com/2017/12/20/december-national-survey-results/

For anyone not knowing who these clowns are, they are the polling company that showed Cantor crushing Bratt by 40 in the primary a few days before he lost by 20.

It was raining in NoVA that day.

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Trumpy Bear vs. Obama dildo.  Discuss with maps.

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Maybe the bone spurs were hereditary.

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Looks like at least Hope Hicks will be going down.

Hasn't she been doing so regularly already?

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Bye bye Claudia

Rep. Claudia Tenney struggles to raise money for 2018 battle with Brindisi

WASHINGTON -- U.S. Rep. Claudia Tenney is struggling to raise money for her 2018 election campaign against State Assemblyman Anthony Brindisi in what is expected to be one of the most competitive House races in the nation, new disclosure reports show.

Brindisi, D-Utica, raised about $100,000 more than Tenney, R-New Hartford, in the last quarter, and now has more campaign cash than the first-term congresswoman, according to reports filed today with the Federal Election Commission in Washington.

She was previously hyped as a rising star...though I'm not sure where she would rise to in NY.

Where all New York politicians rise to: Federal prison

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Is she wearing a diaper?

This is not a thread for discussion of your fetishes.

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A LimoLiberal phone-banking story

Voter: Hello?
LimoLiberal: Good evening ma'm, do you have a moment to talk about the ongoing Congressional special election and why Lamb is the best candidate for your district?
Voter: Well, sure, for a minute anyway.
LimoLiberal: Lamb has only been leading in one poll, so I doubt he can win.
Voter: Wait, what?
LimoLiberal: Especially after the Texas primary completely blew up the wave narrative, Saccone is unfortunately going to win.
Voter: Aren't you supposed to be convincing me to vote for Lamb?
LimoLiberal: I am. Just because I don't believe Democrats are getting a wave in 2018 doesn't mean I'm not trying to convince you to vote for Lamb.
Voter: Ok, I have to go. Take care, or something...
LimoLiberal: Alright, just FYI though, tomorrow morning, Gravis is going to release a poll showing a total collapse for Lamb, but it's important you go to vote for him.

hangs up

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I got you some things for your new home LimoLiberal. A nice couch:





A cot:





Some discount hungry mans:




Sorry I ran out of money when it came to the bathroom section, so there is a rusty bucket in the corner.

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Holmes: Sherlock of Polls

It's elementary for him.

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Ipsos/Reuters, April 1-5, 1761 adults

Approve 37 (-3)
Disapprove 57 (+1)

Oops

Oopsos

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GOP candidate for Senate compares opposing Trump agenda to cheating on wife

You must be logged in to read this quote.

Oy.

Does Trump even have a 55% success rate at being faithful to his wives?

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Harry I'm not trying to be a jerk, I'm being serious.

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Hopefully something along the lines of "Federal Inmate Number ...."

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Guess people aren’t too far off the mark when they say Fox News is in bed with the Trump Adminstration

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Rofl you really sent him your novel

Exclusive look at Ojeda getting Bagel's text:

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must be that economic anxiety again

Don't let BRTD see this post.

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Blacks, Latinos and Females don't identify with Steve Bullock, most minority groups are familiar with Tim Ryan, Joe Biden, Gillibrand and Cory Booker. 

Something, something, about monkeys hitting random keys on a typewriter.

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Literally everything Republicans say about liberals or Democrats.. is projection.  An angry accusation to the "enemy" of a personal characteristic about themselves that they hate.

That's true of the other side too.

For example?

Democrats claiming Republicans are anti science when there are more Democrats than Republicans who are anti-GMO

Republicans are denying climate change, evolution, vaccination, and believe that abortion causes breast cancer.
But a handful of Democrats are anti-GMO, so they are exactly the same.

Both Sides Do It™

Both Sides....Just Do It.

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Posts deleted for "Excessive Hyperbole". I'm turning 30 years old next month and I had to freaking google what the hell "hyperbole" was.

That's actually sad. Nobody should be that ignorant in the age of internet.

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All of the following:

Voter #457
Snowguy716
Landslide Lyndon
Badger
Kalwejt
Representative MAINEiac4434
Invisible Obama
Ghost of Ruin
Yank2133
sjoyce
ProudModerate2
Justice Blair
SWE
Figs
Let Dogs Survive
parochial boy
136or142
Figueira
Shameless Bernie Hack
Doctor Imperialism
MP Scott🦋
Devout Centrist
Pericles
AtorBoltox
The Inevitable Kevin Stitt
Skunk
RFKFan68
Not_A_Man
Jalaketu West
here2view
peenie weenie
#KavanaughForPrison
Karpatsky
Galletito
에이치시피
Lefties Suck
Queen Pelosi, Regina of the House, Regnant of Amerittania 👁
New Frontier
Hooog
The Materialist
Senator Zaybay
PSOL

These are all the people on my ignore list, which automatically makes them HPs.

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I prefer Heller being the new AG, but this could work too.

Heller never went to law school.

Sounds about right

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Context.

I’m surprised Reaganfan had so much money to spend

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Latest breaking news. His Visa was denied after a thorough search of his social media history found no posts condemning the grand Mufti of Jerusalem. Film at eleven

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Tbh, the best part about Sanders failing is our resident Bernie Bros sweating like dogs

Bernie isn't falling. He's just not gaining like Warren.

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Tulsi should get a 2-3% bump out of this. I still think she could end up getting close to 10% in this primary.