Your Opinion of Moral Issues

[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

Birth Control: Unacceptable
Divorce: Acceptable, if granted by Church
Pre-Marital Sex: Unacceptable
Gambling: Unacceptable
Gay or Lesbian Relations: Acceptable if informal.
Having a Baby out of Marriage: Unacceptable if one create such situation on purpose, but baby should be treated as every other child if something like that happen. There should be no discrimination. 
Human Embryo Stem-Cell Research: Unacceptable
The Death Penalty: Unacceptable
Doctor-Assisted Suicide: Unacceptable
Animal Fur Clothing: Unacceptable
Medical Testing on Animals: Unacceptable
Abortion: Unacceptable
Sex Between Teenagers: Unacceptable if less than 17 and not married.
Pornography: Unacceptable
Cloning Animals: Unacceptable
Suicide: Unacceptable
Polygamy: Unacceptable
Extramartial Affairs: Unacceptable
Using marijuana: Unacceptable
Drinking alcohol: Unacceptable
Tattoos: Unacceptable, unless you are Copt
Piercings (apart from female earlobes): Acceptable if normal in your culture.
Cursing: All should try to avoid it.
Transgenderism: Unacceptable
Prostitution: Unacceptable
Casual/meaningless sex: Unacceptable
Kissing outside of a relationship: Bur what kissing?
Using hard drugs: Unacceptable

[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

Gay or Lesbian Relations: Acceptable if informal.

Wh-...what? "informal"?

Eh, I mean no to any sort of legalisation like civil union or marriage.

[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

Gay or Lesbian Relations: Acceptable if informal.

Wh-...what? "informal"?

Eh, I mean no to any sort of legalisation like civil union or marriage.

Yes but premarital sex is also immoral in your logic?

Yes.