What is your favorite Trump quote?

[Confused Democrat]

Heres mine:

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[Mr. Smith]

Still "only Rosie O'Donnell".

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

HE TOOK A KNIFE. HE TOOK A KNIFE. He went after a friend. And HE LUNGED, HE LUNGED that knife into the stomach of his friend. But lo and behold, IT HIT THE BELT. It hit the belt. And the knife broke. Give me a break. Give me a break. Give me a break...How stupid are the people of Iowa. How stupid are the people of this country."

[Badger]

"Effective at noon today, I hereby resign the Office of President of the United States of America."

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

"Russia, we will pay you for the 30K emails, nicely."  They found the emails and they were leaked Wikileaks style, at the expense of Hillary.

A price will be paid at the expense of Speakership Paul Ryan and in 2020.

[Virginiá]

I think this quote sums up just about everything you need to know about Trump, and why his administration is such an incompetent mess:

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[Technocracy Timmy]

I have a son.

He's 10 years old.

He has computers.

He is so good with these computers, it's unbelievable.

The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it's hardly do-able. But I will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing, but that's true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester and certainly cyber is one of them.

[An American Tail: Fubart Goes West]

"No puppet, no puppet. You're the puppet!"

As with pretty much everything else he's said about opponents, it's pure projection.

[Santander]

Where do I even begin?!

"America is a nation of believers, dreamers, and strivers that is being led by a group of censors, critics, and cynics. Remember: all of the people telling you that you can’t have the country you want, are the same people that wouldn't stand, I mean they said Trump doesn't have a chance of being here tonight! Not a chance! The same people. Oh, we love defeating those people don't we?" - RNC speech

"This is serious rifle. This is serious NRA, both of them. We love the Second Amendment folks, nobody loves it more than us." - Nevada caucus victory speech

"We won with young. We won with old. We won with highly-educated. We won with poorly-educated. I love the poorly-educated! We're the smartest people, we're the most loyal people. And you know what I am really happy about, because I've been saying it for a long time? 46% with the Hispanics! 46, number one with Hispanics!" - Nevada caucus victory speech

"Because you'd be in jail." - Second Presidential debate

"President Falwell gave me a list of some of those schools, the ones you're going to be playing - 2018. Would you like me to read the names, just came out? I'm a little bit concerned. UMass, Virginia, Auburn! Jerry, are you sure you know what you're doing? Jerry, Auburn? I don't know about that, this could be trouble Jerry. Rutgers, Old Dominion, Brigham Young, Army - I might be at that game. Who am I supposed to root for? Tell me. I don't know. That's a tough one Jerry, I don't know Jerry, I'm going to have to think about that one, Jerry. Buffalo, Virginia Tech, oh no Jerry - Ole Miss - and Wake Forest. Those are really top schools... maybe in 4 or 5 years I'll come to a game. You'll build it up." - Liberty University commencement speech

[RFayette]

"Sad!"

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

"Nobody knew <fill in the blank> could be so complicated."

[Mr. Morden]

[Sir Mohamed]

Countless (stupid) quotes… I can’t decide on a single one.

Actually his entire announcement speech is second to none; 50 minutes full of crap. I laughed my *** off when I first watched it.

I especially like the terms “big league”, “ripping off”, everything “tremendous”, “unbelievable” and “yuge”. And of course “Bad!” or “Sad!”


Some favorites (just LOL at every single one)

“They are bringing in drugs, they are bringing in crime, they are rapist…”

“Mexico is not out friend, believe me. They are beating us economically and at the border... they laugh at us, at our stupidity”, “I will build a great, great wall, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall”

“When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo? It doesn’t exist, folks”.

“Even our nuclear arsenal doesn’t work”

“They don’t have to pay interest. I have to pay interest” [referring to “I’m in competition with ISIS. They built a hotel in Syria”].

“They are like this… bing, bing, bang… you understand?” [referring to politicians as puppets of lobbyists]

“No puppet, no puppet”.

“We’re gonna start winning big league.. you’re gonna be sick and tired of winning”

“I know more about ISIS than the generals”

“People are pouring in. Bad!”

“When she appoints her judges, there is nothing you can do, folks… or maybe, the second amendment people can… I don’t know”.

“Obama just endorsed Crooked Hillary. He wants four more years of Obama, but nobody else does!”

“Look at these hands. These are strong powerful hands. If they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you, there is no problem. I guarantee”

“I’d like to punch him in the face”

“Go back to Univision”

“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”

"She doesn't have the strenght our stamina to be president, that I can tell you"

"We are being ripped off by every single country in the world"

And last but not least, C-PAC 2014: “China, just yesterday, right in our face, devalued their currency. Now for those who don’t understand devaluation: What they are basically doing is saying: We are really ripping you big league; nobody has ever done it better than us, but now we really did it again […] And they are taking our jobs. And they are taking them big league”.


... to be continued

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

"Does a strong dollar or a weak dollar make America great again? I don't know, Mike. These are tough issues, real tough"

[White Trash]

"We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism"

[Anti-Bothsidesism]

[Mr. Reactionary]

"Such a nasty woman"

[fhtagn]

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. . . they're sending people that have lots of problems . . . they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people." 

[Kingpoleon]

"We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism"

[Orthogonian Society Treasurer]

"Somebody's doing the raping"

So true.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

How's Joe Paterno? We're gonna bring that back! Am I right?

[OSR stands with Israel]

What about his famous apprentice catch phrase : your fired

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

My favorite Trump moment period was when he doxxed Lindsey Graham and then said "so why don't you give your Senator a call." People in the crowd behind him started lifting their phones out!

[hueylong]

Still partial to 'American carnage.' God, that whole speech was a rhetorical masterpiece. Right up there with 'I have a Dream'.

[President Johnson]

Your organization is terrible. I'm not gonna give you a question. You are Fake News.