Did you know that in Vienna ...

[Tender Branson]

you can talk with other people by using just one word ?

OIDA

Here's the tutorial:

(WARNING: the following video includes a Polish-Austrian woman with a Dirndl and big boobs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXR53ex4iI

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

(WARNING: the following video includes a Polish-Austrian woman with a Dirndl and big boobs)

Have you ever tried not being a lecherous pig that views women as sex objects?

And what even is a "Dirndl"? I'd rather not get put on a watch-list for searching it.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

And what even is a "Dirndl"? I'd rather not get put on a watch-list for searching it.

From my understanding, if you found out, you'd be more likely to wind up in a basement than on a watch-list.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

And what even is a "Dirndl"? I'd rather not get put on a watch-list for searching it.

It's the archetypal Oktoberfest-y Alpine women's traditional dress. I've heard that it's as low-cut as it is today because of Nazi obsession with Aryan women's fertility or something, but I can't substantiate that.

[Tender Branson]

(WARNING: the following video includes a Polish-Austrian woman with a Dirndl and big boobs)

Have you ever tried not being a lecherous pig that views women as sex objects?

And what even is a "Dirndl"? I'd rather not get put on a watch-list for searching it.

Please unload your simmering Tender- and Austria-hate elsewhere.

I'm neither a "lecherous pig", nor do I view women as sex objects.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

(WARNING: the following video includes a Polish-Austrian woman with a Dirndl and big boobs)

Have you ever tried not being a lecherous pig that views women as sex objects?

And what even is a "Dirndl"? I'd rather not get put on a watch-list for searching it.

Please unload your simmering Tender- and Austria-hate elsewhere.

I'm neither a "lecherous pig", nor do I view women as sex objects.

Reported post for outrageous lie.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

(WARNING: the following video includes a Polish-Austrian woman with a Dirndl and big boobs)

Have you ever tried not being a lecherous pig that views women as sex objects?

And what even is a "Dirndl"? I'd rather not get put on a watch-list for searching it.

Please unload your simmering Tender- and Austria-hate elsewhere.

I'm neither a "lecherous pig", nor do I view women as sex objects.

I'm a giant dinosaur.