UK General Election 2012 - Campaign Thread (FULL RESULTS)

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

January 5
GIves speech at University of Edinburgh
"An indepedent Scotland will get to the Moon by 2022!"
January 6
Door-knocking in Scottish highlands, meeting with voters
January 7
Gives rally in Berwick-upon-Tweed, claims Scots 'have been mainfestedly mistreated by Englishmen since 1707" and that the city was 'stolen from the Scottish people'.
January 8
Rests in Inverness hotel, after getting slight cold
January 9
GIves speech in Inverness saying that Labour has 'failed the Scots' and that things would only get better if Scotland elected SNP MPs.
January 10
Again spends time in Highlands meeting with voters
January 11
Campaign stops in Glasgow
January 12
Campaign stops in Orkney and Shetland islands
30 CP spent campaigning in Highlands/Orkney/Shetland, 10 CP on a national seat projection

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

January 13
Visits Edinburgh, claims that Scotland should have '1000 pandas sitting in its zoos' by 2030, calls pandas 'blessed animals that all belong in Scotland'.
January 14
Speaks before the PRC consulate in Edinburgh, says an independent Scotland will recognize Taiwan as the sole legitimate government of China.
January 15
In rally in Gretna Green claims that Nick Clegg is 'bigoted towards Scots' because he 'stands by the Union'.
January 16
Says an independent Scotland will, after landing man on moon, will build lunar moonbase by 2030, and hopefully meet some extraterrestrials.
January 17
Visits Aberdeen, says that 'I've just come from Kirkcaldy, where failed PM Gordon Brown, who sold out the Scots lived'.
January 18
Visits Coatbridge, calls it 'heaven on earth' and says it would be even more pleasant a place to live if Scotland became an independent country.
January 19
Visits Berwick-upon-tweed again, says it should be 'annexed back in an independent Scotland'. Cites  historical claims to the city that 'predate the reign of the glorious Richard the Third of England'.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

January 20: Visits Edinburgh
January 21-25: Visits Glasgow
January 26: Stops in Gretna Green

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

3-5 February: Perth and Kinross Council area
6 February: Western Isles
7 February: Highlands
8 February: South Lanarkshire
9 February: Inverclyde