Have you personally had an abortion?

[Ebowed]

I've never had an abortion, although I strongly support the right of all nonpregnant men (and women) to have one.

[dazzleman]

I've never had an abortion, although I strongly support the right of all nonpregnant men (and women) to have one.

Ebowed, how can you have an abortion if you're not pregnant?  This is a serious topic, and you are degrading it with posts like that.  Hang your head in shame.

On one thing, I have to disagree with you.  I think only men should be allowed to have abortions.  I'll post my reasoning later, when I think of something.

[Ebowed]

Sorry for degrading this very serious topic, dazzle

[dazzleman]

Sorry for degrading this very serious topic, dazzle

Dude, just don't let it happen again, or I'll have to report you to the moderator...

I'm still trying to think up reasons why only men should be allowed to have abortions.  That should be a very productive and stimulating exercise.

[AkSaber]

Sorry for degrading this very serious topic, dazzle

Dude, just don't let it happen again, or I'll have to report you to the moderator...

I'm still trying to think up reasons why only men should be allowed to have abortions.  That should be a very productive and stimulating exercise.

Lemme help you out here!

Reason #1: We like flowers.
Reason #2: We like to destroy flowers.
Reason #3: We like football.

[dazzleman]

Sorry for degrading this very serious topic, dazzle

Dude, just don't let it happen again, or I'll have to report you to the moderator...

I'm still trying to think up reasons why only men should be allowed to have abortions.  That should be a very productive and stimulating exercise.

Lemme help you out here!

Reason #1: We like flowers.
Reason #2: We like to destroy flowers.
Reason #3: We like football.

Excellent.  But I'm pissed that I didn't think of it first...

[KillerPollo]

Yes-male

I think that will be the most popular answer

Yes I have... I have aborted many music downloads

[MaC]

Yes-male

I think that will be the most popular answer

Yes I have... I have aborted many music downloads

I aborted that "HOT" Azn chick on your sig, looks like she came out fine. 
As for me, I have mixed veiws.  I was part of a twin embryo and I realized it was either me or him.  I knew it wasn't gonna be me, but I didn't want it to look pre-emptive.  Then, at one point he kicked.  HE KICKED  MOM'S BELLY!  This was intolerable.  I used the umbilical chord to strangle him and he died.  Mom was pissed with me, so she threatened to abort me.  I said fine, abort me, I don't care.  So she did, but I was tough and I survived.  Since then I've had a strong veiw that only men should have mandatory abortions as long as the fetus from the mothers womb agrees with the man's fetus.  When women deliver babies, they come out prettier. 

Oh, by the way, States you're a slutty lesbian, you and opebo would go well together...

[ilikeverin]

just curious, how did you guys get pregnant anyways? I know it's possible, but how?

The Sims 2 tells us that males get pregnant after they're abducted by aliens (which happens only when you're stargazing with the fancy telescope)

1. Waitasec... you have to use the fancy telescope? What about the cheapie one?

Yes; it doesn't work with the cheapie one

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Yup.  I have something called the Insiminator that can do similar things.  I'm sure you can find it; however, I'm too lazy to look it up for you

[opebo]

I've paid for one.. taken the girl to the clinic, etc.  Oddly enough it turned out it wasn't mine, but still, interesting experience!

[Alcon]

I've paid for one.. taken the girl to the clinic, etc.  Oddly enough it turned out it wasn't mine, but still, interesting experience!

How did you find out?

[opebo]

I've paid for one.. taken the girl to the clinic, etc.  Oddly enough it turned out it wasn't mine, but still, interesting experience!

How did you find out?

A very close female friend of mine, who was also a friend of the girl in question, notified me a few weeks later that 'at first she thought it was yours but when the doctor told her how long she had been pregnant she realized it was the ex-boyfriend!'. 

Seems she thought it would be better not to mention that - though in truth I wouldn't have minded paying for it regardless (it was only about $400).  Interestingly, it was very hot having sex with a pregnant girl - it never really 'showed', but her boobs got huge and she was hornier than usual.

[Ebowed]

How old were you / how old was she at the time?

[opebo]

How old were you / how old was she at the time?

Why do you want to know Ebowed?  I don't remember exactly but I believe I was about 30 and she perhaps 19?  Something like that - a very commonplace sort of age match.

[Ebowed]

Why do you want to know Ebowed?

Just out of curiosity.

[MaC]

I've had an abortion, every day for the last 8 years.  I need to stop!

[Max Power]

I've had an abortion, every day for the last 8 years.  I need to stop!

Uhhh....okay....

[Speed of Sound]

Yes. I get them as often as possible, because the fetuses are a great secret ingredient for my famous fruit smoothie.

[MaC]

Yes. I get them as often as possible, because the fetuses are a great secret ingredient for my famous fruit smoothie.

So that's what your smoothie's made of!  Mmm, well it is kinda surprising, they're still worth drinking because they taste soooooooo good. 

[Hitchabrut]

Not funny. I am utterly ashamed of you. Should I post any less-than-amusing photos?

[The Constitarian]

I performed one if you count pushing a pregnant guy down the stairs, causing a miscarriage.

[King]

I performed one if you count pushing a pregnant guy down the stairs, causing a miscarriage.

A pregnant guy?