The Hofoid House of Absurd & Ignorant Posts VII

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Anyone who proudly calls themselves "Deplorable" = mega HP

After reading your posts for a few days it's clear you're a deplorable human.

Eh, I've been called worse  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But not by as many people in one day.

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It'd be pretty funny if the Republicans won every single gubernatorial race in New England. Especially if it happened at the same time as a Democratic wave.

That will never happen because NH and CT will vote for whoever has a (D) next to their name.

MT Treasurer is really taking the Titanium D NH meme to the extremes. Apparently he also thinks CT is titanium D.

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I should mention that I do not regret a single post I've ever made here, and have no reason to as the worst punishment I can be given is being forced to post exclusively at the better Atlas.

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Alabama has a very proud 200 year history of being on the wrong side of it. Keep it going.

Roll Tide!

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Darkest Green: I live here/have lived here
regular green: would consider living here
Darkest red: would rather have my testicles bitten off by a rabid weasel than live here
regular red: just wouldn't want to live here.

[PragmaticPopulist]

Jesus Christ was accused of starting a cult too.

You can refer to us as that, it's been dine before. Christ prevails.

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I would strap 45lb plates to my ball sack and swim up the Arctic river full of ravenous pirahans in the winter so I can wrestle a polar bear on a 2x2 iceberg just to put my name in a hat with 1 million other names for a chance to hear you fart through a walkie talkie, M'Lady.

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Leave it to a woman to make such a dramatic departure.

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White liberals have concluded that granting amnesty to the illegal invasion swarm will create conditions in which a white liberal can actually win a national election rather than lose all the time as they have been doing for the past 40 years. Except for the rapist guy anyway.

So, the solution is simple. Commence deportations. Once the invasion swarm is gone white liberals will no longer have to pretend to cry about the illegal invaders.

Another krazen original.

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The #MeToo movement will eventually take you down for taking creepshots of women’s feet in their meetings.

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Lincoln was clearly the worst president ever.

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I love my fans!

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 I generally feel about Ohio the way IceSpear feels about the people of West Virginia.

You are perfectly free to stay out of the state for the rest of your life. I think we'd all be happier for it. But if you don't want to come, please don't poke your head into this thread and actively advocate for Ohioans to suffer because of your prejudices.

I am loving all these righteous smackdowns. There are states I'm not too fond of because of their politics or whatever, but I there isn't a single state where I'd want the people there to suffer. I just can't understand that complete lack of empathy.

I don't want people in Ohio to suffer, I want them to get the Kuch.

[PragmaticPopulist]

Another case of Atlas posters defending gang members and terrorists while they are sitting on their iPads in the safety of their own homes.

[PragmaticPopulist]

This is proof that the only way to truly end mass shootings is a full scale 2nd amendment repeal + mass gun confiscation.

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I voted for Trump in 2016 and I will probably vote for him in 2020.

I've always been a social democrat and I still am. I realize social democratic programs are impossible to maintain with permissive immigration policies.

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Collusion will help gain votes in the 2020 election.

Wasn't quite sure what this meant, but almost any possible way I can think it was meant to mean seems to fit the criteria.

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Trump's comments were incredibly stupid, as have his general fights with professional athletes.  But, it is also equally stupid that LeBron James, who I believe has a very good heart as evidenced by his charity work, supports Democrats.  If Democrats had their way, we would never have known who he was, as he was their perfect candidate for abortion (in that he was born to a lower class, single, teenage mother).  Thankfully, his mom chose life and we get to witness one of the greatest athletes of all time, but the abortion rate for his exact circumstances of conception probably pushes 50%.

It's funnier if you read what context this is in.

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Omar straight-up said she opposes BDS, which basically destroyed Carlos Ramirez-Rosa's career.

Probably because Omar dislikes how BDS advocates for nonviolent solutions. She wants violent "solutions".

[Citation extremely needed]

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/269488770066313216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwca...
My interpretation of this tweet is that she advocates for a military invasion of Israel through Gaza.

[PragmaticPopulist]

I love how bronz is implying there are whites in Atlanta. Or blacks in Georgia outside Atlanta for that matter.

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His victory speech wasn't the divisive partisan speeches we've become so used to in this age. He even mixed in a bit of religion into it, which can't hurt with religious voters in the socially conservative panhandle.

Well, it can't hurt, but it can't help either. The moment they see his party affiliation and skin color they'll tune him out.

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^The Simple Truths Thread is that —> way.

This is Panhandlabama we’re talking about

Was debating with myself whether to put it here or there, but I decided to put it here, considering what IceSpear is known for.

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^The Simple Truths Thread is that —> way.

This is Panhandlabama we’re talking about

Was debating with myself whether to put it here or there, but I decided to put it here, considering what IceSpear is known for.

Wait, so you acknowledge that tons of Deep South whites hate black people and Democrats (which are basically the same thing in that part of the country), yet put the post here anyway? That makes tons of sense.

I put it here because you're Atlas-famous for describing (among other places) West Virginia, Alabama, and Florida's panhandle as racist sh!tholes where all the people there support "welfare for whites" and think the Democratic Party is an anti-white hate group.

[PragmaticPopulist]

Wealthy Jewish businessman becomes Democratic supporter - news @ 11.

"Jewish".