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« on: August 07, 2017, 12:20:30 PM » |
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« edited: August 07, 2017, 12:24:50 PM by Devout Centrist »
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A liberal transgender Jewish Muslim Liberalist Non Binary professor was teaching a course on Karl Marx, noted Liberal.
"YOU MUST GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SAY LIBERALISM IS THE GREATEST HUMAN INVENTION EVER", the professor yelled like the harpy it was. "EVEN BETTER THAN BREWSKIS OR TRILBIES".
At that moment, a trilby wearing student (who is definitely not morbidly obese) stood up, his sick flame shirt blinding the harpy Jew professor in a second. "Hey Liberal," he snorted. "What's this brewski's gender?"
The professor let out a smug, liberal laugh. "It gets to decide its gender you sh*tlord".
"WRONG!" The student said. "Brewski's are brewski's. The only gender they have is ICE COLD".
The professor immediately began bleeding from their urethra and cried loudly, sobbing everywhere like liberals always do when faced with facts. The same facts that show that rape is rare and most women are faking it. No doubt the professor hoped that it could get a strong man to care for it, but it was repulsive to all but the most hardcore liberals!
The unnamed student was applauded and cheered by the class. They bought him fifty bags of cheetoes and Guy Fieri himself signed his sick flame shirt. Everyone enjoyed a cold brewski and began an anti-liberal sh*tposting crusade that caused all the liberals to commit suicide out of desperation. The student ate 20 pounds of cheetoes a day and bought a new sh*tposting machine at Best Buy, all without gaining any weight. Much later in his life, after getting laid by every attractive woman on earth and disproving rape was a thing, he would visit the grave of his old professor, to sh*tpost on top of its own grave.
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