dfwlibertylover campaign consulting services inc.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Now that I am free from the shackles of the Presidency which while I enjoyed the experience also somewhat hindered me from doing certain things, I am now opening up my new firm: "dfwlibertylover campaign consulting services inc." I can be hired for the prices of 10 memes a campaign. Yes that's right, for the simple price of 10 memes a campaign, you can hire me to either run your campaign or provide substantial support in terms of pm's and such. I may not have been super good at being in office, but I'm super good at getting people into office.



Note: for this to work, I have become an independent

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Yes, I'd even run Cora's campaign or Adam's campaign (not that he would need my help )

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

How are people supposed to trust you won't quit their campaign halfway through?

[Terry the Fat Shark]

How are people supposed to trust you won't quit their campaign halfway through?

idk man, I've never quit a campaign

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Not even six hours on the job and Goldwater's already creating jobs.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

We are proud to announce that we have our first client for an election in October! This client will remain anonymous for now and will be revealed at a later point in time, just shoot us a PM if you are in need of our services!