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Question: How would you rather die?
Electric chair   -6 (25%)
Hanging   -18 (75%)
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« on: September 12, 2017, 12:31:39 pm »
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Well?
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2017, 12:37:07 pm »
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hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2017, 12:48:17 pm »
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hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

This.  But I would take firing squad easily over these two.
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2017, 01:13:29 pm »
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Electric Chair seems more fitting, also once Pence takes power I'll have to take that fate so.
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2017, 01:25:54 pm »
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Hanging.
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2017, 01:30:50 pm »
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Both can be badly botched. As long as it won't be a blundering typical American executioner, hanging (provided it'd be a specialist of Albert Pierrepoint's stature.)

hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

All depends on the length of a rope. Too short and you'd strangles slowly. Too high, your head would come off like it happened to Black Jack Ketchum.

At least British came up with a professional measuring: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops


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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2017, 02:38:30 pm »
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Hanging, so that my descendents would hopefully all know that the past tense of the verb is "hanged" and not "hung."
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2017, 02:40:35 pm »
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Electric Chair seems more fitting, also once Pence takes power I'll have to take that fate so.
He'll have to go full John Louis Evans on me!
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2017, 03:17:53 pm »
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Firing squad
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2017, 03:54:14 pm »

Either would be fine.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2017, 04:37:42 pm »
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Hanging, so that my descendents would hopefully all know that the past tense of the verb is "hanged" and not "hung."

LOL. Also, lean hanging.
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2017, 04:45:26 pm »
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Electric Chair seems more fitting, also once Pence takes power I'll have to take that fate so.
He'll have to go full John Louis Evans on me!

So your ultimate goal is to be featured in an After School Special?

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2017, 05:06:06 pm »
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hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

This.  But I would take firing squad easily over these two.
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2017, 05:08:19 pm »
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I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2017, 05:21:38 pm »
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I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.

Rodrik Cassel disagrees.
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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2017, 05:36:58 pm »
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I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.

Rodrik Cassel disagrees.

Or the Duke of Monmouth.
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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2017, 05:51:42 pm »
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I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.

Rodrik Cassel disagrees.

To be fair, Ser Rodrik had the misfortune of being executed via incompetent Greyjoy and not via guillotine.
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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2017, 09:09:16 pm »
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Depends on the voltage of the electricity and the quality of the rope.
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2017, 09:13:19 pm »
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I think execution by guillotine would be a fitting end for me.
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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2017, 09:57:35 am »
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hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

So you want to be well hung, eh?
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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2017, 10:23:26 am »
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Hanging, as I feel like it would preserve the physical integrity of my body better.
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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2017, 08:35:05 pm »
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« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2017, 04:41:48 am »
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« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2017, 05:33:13 am »
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