Would you rather die in the electric chair or by hanging?

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Both can be badly botched. As long as it won't be a blundering typical American executioner, hanging (provided it'd be a specialist of Albert Pierrepoint's stature.)

hanging, so long as my neck cracks immediately. Fortunately for me, I'm bony so it shouldn't be an issue.

All depends on the length of a rope. Too short and you'd strangles slowly. Too high, your head would come off like it happened to Black Jack Ketchum.

At least British came up with a professional measuring: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops


(How the f**k come I know all this?)

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Electric Chair seems more fitting, also once Pence takes power I'll have to take that fate so.

He'll have to go full John Louis Evans on me!

So your ultimate goal is to be featured in an After School Special?

For those not familiar with "going full John Lewis Evans": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAvE05HBOtY (NSFW)

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I would much rather opt for decapitation. No margin of error there.

Rodrik Cassel disagrees.

Or the Duke of Monmouth.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yltIFHhnyJw