(((LLR)))/Wells 2017: A More Perfect Union!

[Wells]

Thank you LLR for that wonderful plan for Atlasia. It is so obvious that this is what we need in order to save the world. I hope others realize this too.

Let us not pollute the land where we are. Bloodshed pollutes the land too, and reconciliation cannot be made for land which has been polluted, except by the blood of the polluter. Let us not defile the land where we live and where the Lord lives, for the Lord dwells among all of us. As it is written, whoever keeps the fig tree will eat its fruit. And the nations are angry, and his wrath is coming, and the time of the dead that they should be judged, and that he will destroy them which destroy the Earth.

[Mr. Reactionary]

I can see the headlines now:

Good luck to the elderly and diabetics who depend on temperature control and refrigeration to survive.

Hurricane knocks out power? Go to prison for using a gas generator.

All private cars, perhaps the most important step in achieving social mobility, now worthless.

80% of West Virginians now on Welfare, counties depopulated by more than half.

Bye bye small farms, hello massive corporate factory farms who can afford new equipment.

Massive ozone-like hole opened in Federal Budget.

OPEC gains even more foreign influence; announce embargo against Israel and allies.

Scientists estimate new energy policies MAY have a modest impact on the atmosphere in about 50 years, assuming China and India also abandon fossil fuels overnight.

[Lincoln Republican]

What are your plans for Joe and Jane Lunchbucket?

[LLR]

Thank you to everyone who gave us even a preference this weekend, means a lot y'all

Brownies for all!

Also, we won Nevada so I think that means we're officially better than Al Gore, right?

[Wells]

It was a huge, great honor to actually receive votes! xoxo

Despite the loss, I still encourage all the proletariats to rise up and - uh, I'm sorry, the teleprompter just broke. Anyway, what I was saying was that we should all promote a peaceful transition of power from fhtagn's first term to fhtagn's second term.

And to all the winners of the night, congratulations! Especially to Siren and Lok.