Feel the Franken DISCONTINUED (user search)

Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« on: September 18, 2017, 05:02:48 AM »

Between the premise and those midterm results, I think I just shat a brick straight into Narnia.

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Cactus Jack
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	Re: Feel the Franken « Reply #1 on: September 18, 2017, 01:37:43 PM »
	« Edited: September 18, 2017, 02:57:00 PM by Saguaro »

Quote from: Al Franken 2020 on September 18, 2017, 01:03:17 PM

Quote from: Saguaro on September 18, 2017, 05:02:48 AM

Between the premise and those midterm results, I think I just shat a brick straight into Narnia.

This is just a little Franken wank. A Wanken, if you will.

Thus the poor, unsuspecting brick I shat. Expect me to follow this one almost as eagerly as I follow Camelot Anew.

EDIT: Incidentally, would you mind if I inquired as to the results of some key House races? I'm interested in how McGrath, Ojeda, and Bryce did in their respective bids.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2017, 02:16:38 PM »

This timeline is catharsis personified.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2017, 03:05:19 PM »

Quote from: Al Franken 2020 on September 19, 2017, 02:53:42 PM

Kentucky-06: Reggie Thomas (D+31)

Surprised you didn't go with Amy McGrath here. Still, I'll accept any timeline in which Andy Barr is gone.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2017, 11:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Al Franken 2020 on September 19, 2017, 10:59:32 PM

West Virginia-03: Richard Ojeda (D+83)
...
Wisconsin-01: Randy Bryce (D+84)

The skies have cleared. The winds have warmed. The earth has gone back to its proper reality.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2017, 12:22:57 PM »

Quote from: Al Franken 2020 on September 21, 2017, 11:25:53 AM

Yup. It's fairly well established that he and Pelosi don't get along. Steyn won't run for reelection in 2020, either.

Dearly hoping for Heather Mizeur to replace him.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2017, 01:54:05 PM »

Feel free to include me cracking corny jokes in the Atlas posts.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2017, 03:33:34 PM »

Snarking at Delaney. You portray me so well.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2017, 10:35:38 PM »

Quote from: Al Franken 2020 on September 23, 2017, 09:28:04 PM

Omg everyone who wants to be involved is a Frankenwanker or a Republican.

Like I'm trying to keep it a diversity of opinions instead of everyone freaking out about Franken but I guess not

Well, if it helps, you could also go for emphasizing our virtually united hatred of Cuomo and Gabbard for a touch of verisimilitude. Tongue

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken

« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2017, 08:31:26 PM »

Quote from: Al Franken 2020 on October 01, 2017, 06:22:09 PM

I smiled back at her before pulling out my phone. Naturally I went to Atlas. It didn't load. It was 2:30 in the morning. It never loaded after two in the morning.

Oh ye gods, I'm f**king dead. Peak comedy.

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Feel the Franken DISCONTINUED

« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2017, 02:17:25 PM »

Jesus Christ. This is well beyond just awkward.

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