What are some of your favorite pithy sayings?

[°Leprechaun]

Here's one:

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes"
Jim Carrey

[°Leprechaun]

and another:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

[°Leprechaun]

and last but not least:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

(which sounds like something Donald J. Trump would say)

[Unapologetic Chinaperson]

A great man once told the world this story:

"Once upon there was an ugly barnacle.
The barnacle was so ugly, everybody died.
The end."

Words that were truly made for the ages.

[Mr. Smith]

What a tragedy to only be remembered as I am

[nicholas.slaydon]

A great man once told the world this story:

"Once upon there was an ugly barnacle.
The barnacle was so ugly, everybody died.
The end."

Words that were truly made for the ages.

[Mr. Reactionary]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - late great Col. Sanders.

[Badger]

"F$!k you, a$$hole!"


Okay, admittedly it's not very pithy, but I like it.

[°Leprechaun]

Here's a list:

http://suspense.net/whitefish/cliche.htm

[Torie]

That dog won't hunt.

[Meclazine for Israel]

It's better to be a normal person pretending to be psychotic than a psychotic person pretending to be normal.

(Meclazine 2023)

[FairBol]

"So what the hell else is new?" -- My father (when someone said something that was fairly obvious already)

In the same vein:

"Thank you, Captain Obvious!" -- Me

[FairBol]

Also:

"Put that in the (pitching) rotation!" -- Me (when I decide that I like a food that I've just tried)

[T'Chenka]

"It is what it is" is simultaneously very shallow and very deep.

[Benjamin Frank]

My own pithy saying:
"Just because we don't know everything, it doesn't follow that we don't know anything."