Could Bernie Sanders have won the nomination if he had a mustache?

[Kleine Scheiße]

That glorious upper lip craves a furry friend.



It would've made him look more wise and esoteric, less kooky and "oddball". Might have been perceived more easily as a strong leader rather than a mere ideologue.

Part of me isn't actually kidding.

[Mr. Morden]

Bill Richardson could have done a bit better in 2008 if only he'd thought to grow his beard before the campaign started.

[The Other Castro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1zLoG6YeA4

[Dr. Arch]

He looks like he wants to sell me fried chicken.

[HisGrace]

If it was a 70's porn stache he could have won with his pure sexual magnetism. Trump might have been turned gay by it when they met in person during the debate and lost all his supporters as a result (they're fine with him shooting someone but not being attracted to a male Jewish socialist)

[Stranger in a strange land]

No: the messy hair and ill-fitting suits were part of his persona, but a beard or moustache would have been a little too Leftist-professory.

[PoliticalJunkie23]

I think he would do better if he had really long hair and wore plaid. That would get me to vote for him at least.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Not with that beard in the OP. Trump would easily tie him to Lenin

[GlobeSoc]

That glorious upper lip craves a furry friend.



It would've made him look more wise and esoteric, less kooky and "oddball". Might have been perceived more easily as a strong leader rather than a mere ideologue.

Part of me isn't actually kidding.

A freudian slip. Perhaps you want a furry friend?

[Fuzzy Bear]

Not with that beard in the OP. Trump would easily tie him to Lenin

He'd have never recovered from that.  Just ask Pocahontas and Lyin' Ted.

[Canis]

Yes it was the only thing holding him back actually if he changed genders and grew a mustache everyone would drop out Beatriz Sanders would win everystate besides Marlyand where O'Malley would win by coming out as a Anarcho Fascist Furry