What if Madonna runs for president?

[Sir Mohamed]

I'd wonder how TRUMP would nickname and mock her. “Little Louise wants to run for president? Oh boy, did you note how short she is? How does she want to negotiate with that tiny height and that ugly voice. Her voice is very ugly by the way. Very very ugly. It's true. Nobody likes to hear it. If I were a singer, I'd be much more successful, believe me. So, if Little Louise sits at the table with the Chinese, they're going to play ping pong with her, that I can tell you. And we don't need that. We need a tough cookie like Trump.”

Very creative and accurate! You could add: "No one in China knows her. If she ever wants to become the opponent who's gonna succumb to me the Chinese will have to google her name first because she is so unknown over there - instead of me who had already been famous everywhere around the world before I became president, which she never will."

So true.

[beaver2.0]

A pretty bad choice, as far as celebrities go.

[SingingAnalyst]

Madonna would lose by more than Clinton did:

Looks about right. Madonna might actually carry her homewtown of Rochester Hills, MI, which until recently was a Republican stronghold-- but she won't carry Bay County (which until 2016 was a Dem stronghold).

BTW, Happy 60th birthday, Madonna.