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« on: October 17, 2017, 05:07:42 PM »
https://slate.com/business/2017/10/send-mitt-romney-to-puerto-rico.html

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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2017, 05:20:14 PM »
Venture Capital Man will always have Puerto Rico's best interests at heart.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2017, 05:38:15 PM »
But the US also needs Mitt. Why can't we just clone him Cry. Anyway, I would actually unironically support this lol.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2017, 05:42:13 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2017, 05:57:43 PM »
When the mayor disbands the fire department and then starts committing arson, anyone with a bucket suddenly looks good. But the real problem remains the mayor, and the vile fools that support him.
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2017, 06:25:14 PM »
« Edited: October 17, 2017, 06:28:55 PM by ColonelSanchez »
That's right, strip the island of Puerto Ricans and send them all China's way, then sell the whole island back to a glitzy millennial run Spanish startup company.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2017, 06:27:28 PM »
Quote from: ColonelSanchez on October 17, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
That's right, strip the island of Puerto Ricans and send them all China's way, then sell it back to a glitzy millennial run Spanish startup company.

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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2017, 06:28:20 PM »
No.  If we can't have Mitt, nobody gets him.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2017, 06:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Mike Pence on October 17, 2017, 06:27:28 PM
Quote from: ColonelSanchez on October 17, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
That's right, strip the island of Puerto Ricans and send them all China's way, then sell it back to a glitzy millennial run Spanish startup company.

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2017, 06:45:39 PM »
Quote from: Invisible Obama on October 17, 2017, 06:28:44 PM
Quote from: Mike Pence on October 17, 2017, 06:27:28 PM
Quote from: ColonelSanchez on October 17, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
That's right, strip the island of Puerto Ricans and send them all China's way, then sell it back to a glitzy millennial run Spanish startup company.

what

Don't even both trying to figure that poster out.

I know right? Satire is complicated and makes my brain go ouchie.
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2017, 08:07:36 PM »
Quote from: publicunofficial on October 17, 2017, 06:45:39 PM
Quote from: Invisible Obama on October 17, 2017, 06:28:44 PM
Quote from: Mike Pence on October 17, 2017, 06:27:28 PM
Quote from: ColonelSanchez on October 17, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
That's right, strip the island of Puerto Ricans and send them all China's way, then sell it back to a glitzy millennial run Spanish startup company.

what

Don't even both trying to figure that poster out.

I know right? Satire is complicated and makes my brain go ouchie.

I thought that was one of Sanchez’s better posts. Like how even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2017, 08:11:42 PM »
I actually agree with Slate, Puerto Rico does need Mitt. But I'd rather see him primary Trump instead.
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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2017, 10:19:56 PM »
Clearly they need a vulture capitalist to pick off the dying.
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2017, 10:27:40 PM »
Quote from: NewYorkExpress on October 17, 2017, 08:11:42 PM
I actually agree with Slate, Puerto Rico does need Mitt. But I'd rather see him primary Trump instead.

Romney would win Puerto Rico's GOP primary fairly easy in a 1v1 race.
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2017, 10:33:40 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2017, 10:45:24 PM »
General Russell Honore is already there and is doing the best job he can under the circumstances.
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