Bernie Will Win

[TheSaint250]

'Tis guaranteed.

[Blackacre]

This needs to be moved to the 2018 Congressional Elections board, this man can clearly only be talking about VT-Sen

[GlobeSoc]

Obviously. Safe Bernie both primary and GE.

[Technocracy Timmy]

The only thing Bernie is winning is the bingo tournament at his retirement center after they give him the victory cuz he screams “RIIIGED!” for 10 minutes nonstop.

[Lord Admirale]

Dude if he enters the primary, Steve Bullock is dead. Just make sure his multiple scandals are kept under the rug, and Bernie will win 538 EVs. Guaranteed.

I mean, Republicans love socialists, so do moderates. He'd win every demographic, no doubt.

[Holy Unifying Centrist]

Bernie will win every state besides Wyoming and Idaho.

The only thing Bernie is winning is the bingo tournament at his retirement center after they give him the victory cuz he screams “RIIIGED!” for 10 minutes nonstop.

Dude do you not realize how serious bingo is? People get mad as hell if you fool around in bingo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guuJe5dKctY

[Lord Admirale]

[tosk]

Bernie will win every state besides Wyoming and Idaho.

The only thing Bernie is winning is the bingo tournament at his retirement center after they give him the victory cuz he screams “RIIIGED!” for 10 minutes nonstop.

Dude do you not realize how serious bingo is? People get mad as hell if you fool around in bingo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guuJe5dKctY

ahh love that punishement.

but yeah no. sorry berno.

[Rookie Yinzer]

The Democrat Party primary voters will be fully aware of this con artist's shenanigans. He will be vetted extensively now that the DNC don't have to treat him with kid gloves to protect Hillary Clinton and her high unfavorables. (before I hear rigged, everyone on Earth knew who the nominee was going to be)