Yeah but what if you have English ancestry...
Root for England? They're qualified this year.
Eh, maybe, but I'm already pretty good at pessimism and self-loathing, I don't think I need more practice at that.
As some may have already noted, we can't say much for our men's team, but our women's team is one of the best and the current reigning World Cup Champion. The US men's team may suck, but our women's team is f-cking amazing and we should be supporting them.
This is true, and I'll definitely be eagerly watching these upcoming friendlies with South Korea!