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progressive85
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« on: October 19, 2017, 08:49:34 AM »


http://www.newnownext.com/oldest-tortoise-gay/10/2017/

Meanwhile one of the world's other oldest living creatures, Pat Robertson, is not pleased ...



and neither is the world's other oldest living turtle...
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2017, 08:54:13 AM »
don't gender that tortoise!  It might be a lady turtle that is saving up for the change.  Unless he is a power top, they don't tend to be missgendered.  The article doesn't say.
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2017, 04:23:47 PM »
It's not nice to say that Torie isn't a huma- oh, it's a tortoise.
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2017, 04:39:09 PM »
I thought this was going to be an elaborate George Takei joke until I noticed the parentheses.
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