A f[inks]ing Green Party member got elected to Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

This isn't a big deal dude.

Yes it is.

We aren't talking about a sh!tty Democrat here. We are talking about the f[inks]ing Green Party. A party that openly admires Vladimir Putin, openly supports Assad and has heralded his government's sham elections as triumphs of democracy, believes that MH17 was shot down by Israel in a false flag operation, is opposed to vaccines, believes that Bernie Sanders is a white supremacist and is led by a woman who openly called Trump the lesser of two evils and encouraged her swing state supporters to vote for.

Not all greens are the same y'know.

[Illiniwek]

This isn't a big deal dude.

Yes it is.

We aren't talking about a sh!tty Democrat here. We are talking about the f[inks]ing Green Party. A party that openly admires Vladimir Putin, openly supports Assad and has heralded his government's sham elections as triumphs of democracy, believes that MH17 was shot down by Israel in a false flag operation, is opposed to vaccines, believes that Bernie Sanders is a white supremacist and is led by a woman who openly called Trump the lesser of two evils and encouraged her swing state supporters to vote for.

Not all greens are the same y'know.

Don't underestimate the consequences here. This is going to finally be how the Putin-Assad cabal infiltrates American politics, through the Minneapolis Parks & Rec Board.

Here's a preview of what Minneapolis can expect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eopL9kmMhvw

[Santander]

Bernie is a white supremacist. He only pretends to like black people because he doesn't have to live among them in Vermont.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Red needs to smoke some good week and relax.

[The Govanah Jake]

Good. Any small victory for the Green Party, even on a level this small, is a victory in my book.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Uh, why? This basically means Vladimir Putin has a spot on the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board.

[Santander]

Even if Putin himself got elected to the Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board, it's the Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board.

[Mr. Morden]

This basically means Vladimir Putin has a spot on the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board.

Cool.  That'll probably mean more moose hunting and bear wrestling in Minneapolis parks.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Uh, why? This basically means Vladimir Putin has a spot on the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board.

and if you thought Putin was powerful before, you'll shudder when he is vested with the mighty arm of the Minneapolis Parks and Rec Dept.

[The Dowager Mod]

More Moose and Squirrel!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

A rare sh!tty result from my normally awesome "all liberal all the time" precinct.

Nonpartisan      Bob Sullentrop   18   2.89%   
Nonpartisan      Jonathan Honerbrink   20   3.22%   
Nonpartisan      Russ Henry   81   13.02%   
Nonpartisan      Mike Derus   34   5.47%   
Nonpartisan      Latrisha Vetaw   165   26.53%   
Nonpartisan      Meg Forney   98   15.76%   
Nonpartisan      Charlie Casserly   8   1.29%   
Nonpartisan      Londel French   135   21.70%   
Nonpartisan      Devin Hogan   62   9.97%   
WRITE-IN**      WRITE-IN**   1   0.16%   

I first prefed Hogan who ran on a campaign of "a Neoliberal Free Park Board". And then French and Hogan (Our Revolution endorsed candidates.)

lol

[IceSpear]

lmao, this thread is gold.

[kyc0705]

I'm considering switching my official party registration to the Greens now, since this thread has been so wonderful.

[Mr. Morden]

A rare sh!tty result from my normally awesome "all liberal all the time" precinct.

Nonpartisan      Bob Sullentrop   18   2.89%   
Nonpartisan      Jonathan Honerbrink   20   3.22%   
Nonpartisan      Russ Henry   81   13.02%   
Nonpartisan      Mike Derus   34   5.47%   
Nonpartisan      Latrisha Vetaw   165   26.53%   
Nonpartisan      Meg Forney   98   15.76%   
Nonpartisan      Charlie Casserly   8   1.29%   
Nonpartisan      Londel French   135   21.70%   
Nonpartisan      Devin Hogan   62   9.97%   
WRITE-IN**      WRITE-IN**   1   0.16%   

I first prefed Hogan who ran on a campaign of "a Neoliberal Free Park Board". And then French and Hogan (Our Revolution endorsed candidates.)

lol

I'm still trying to parse whether "Neoliberal Free Park Board" means a park board free of neoliberals, a free park board that is neoliberal, or a board for parks that offer free neoliberals.

[America Needs R'hllor]

This is extremely amusing. Thanks, BRTD.

[Cactus Jack]

Uh, why? This basically means Vladimir Putin has a spot on the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board.

You are an idiot wrapped in a moron.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Even if Putin himself got elected to the Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board, it's the Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board.

Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board today, President of the United States tomorrow.

[MAINEiac4434]

This City Council Lady 2020

[GoTfan]

This City Council Lady 2020

Not even City Council. Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board.

[Kamala]

This is the plot of Parks and Rec.

[fhtagn]

Also today is not a good day to be BRTD

[_]

All hail Lord Putin, Ruler of the Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board, TREMBLE IN FEAR!!!!!!

[IceSpear]

All hail Lord Putin, Ruler of the Minneapolis Parks and Rec Board, TREMBLE IN FEAR!!!!!!

First they came for Georgia, and I did not speak out because I was not a Georgian.

Then they came for Ukraine, and I did not speak out because I was not a Ukrainian.

Then they came for Minneapolis, and I did not speak out because I was not a Minneapolitan.

Then they came for me, and there was nobody left to speak for me.

[JA]

I can't wait until Minneapolis is renamed Minneaputin.

[Dr. Arch]