Alabama Megathread 2: Thou Shall Not Touch Teenage Girls

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Icespear is annoying but if Moore still wins after all of this then is he really wrong?

Whether Moore wins or loses, IceSpear is always going to be an obnoxious twat. Put money on it.

Please stop making the topic your obsession with me. Are you trying to maintain your Alabama megathread post ratio of being 90% about me and 10% about the race itself? lol

Anyway, I can already see December 12th now...

"Wow, Alabama is a disgusting, depraved, morally bankrupt, pedophile supporting den of white trash hicks! IceSpear? Who's that?"

If Jones wins, will you quit your racist Hicks acting?

[IceSpear]

Icespear is annoying but if Moore still wins after all of this then is he really wrong?

Whether Moore wins or loses, IceSpear is always going to be an obnoxious twat. Put money on it.

Please stop making the topic your obsession with me. Are you trying to maintain your Alabama megathread post ratio of being 90% about me and 10% about the race itself? lol

Anyway, I can already see December 12th now...

"Wow, Alabama is a disgusting, depraved, morally bankrupt, pedophile supporting den of white trash hicks! IceSpear? Who's that?"

If Jones wins, will you quit your racist Hicks acting?

It's hardly even about hicks at this point. Alabama's problems go far beyond that. But yeah, if Jones beats Moore I'll obviously admit  I was wrong. With the caveat that I actually do think he'd have a chance if Sessions or someone jumped in as a write in.

[7,052,770]

I'm kinda hoping Moore wins and forever takes the role of America's laughingstock away from Mississippi.

All those stupid jokes and snide comments they make about us will become the jokes and comments WE make about THEM, and all of America will agree.

[Jeppe]

About the actual topic though: I’m gonna wait till it’s closer to the actual election before I make a prediction. If an election were to be held tomorrow though, I’d guess a narrow Jones win, but there’s still a month left until the actual vote, and things could either get better or worse for Moore.

[Brittain33]

Jones is the Democrat Scott Brown. The Democrats will win.

I didn't think it was possible for me to feel worse for Martha Coakley than I do, but being compared to Roy Moore must suck.

[IceSpear]

Jones is the Democrat Scott Brown. The Democrats will win.

I didn't think it was possible for me to feel worse for Martha Coakley than I do, but being compared to Roy Moore must suck.

Poor Sluggish Martha doesn't deserve it. She was just a bit elitist and a lot lazy, not a sexually assaulting pedophile.

[Badger]

EnglishPete would happily watch his own daughter get raped as long as the rapist was white. Just put him on ignore guys.

[krazen1211]

Poor Sluggish Martha doesn't deserve it. She was just a bit elitist and a lot lazy, not a sexually assaulting pedophile.

Pal, you are grossly understating Martha Coakley's Sins.

[Kamala]

Poor Sluggish Martha doesn't deserve it. She was just a bit elitist and a lot lazy, not a sexually assaulting pedophile.

Pal, you are grossly understating Martha Coakley's Sins.

Martha Coakley: doesn't care for baseball. A sinner in Krazen's eyes.

Roy Moore: molests several teenage girls, preyed on other young women. Worthy to be a senator!

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Poor Sluggish Martha doesn't deserve it. She was just a bit elitist and a lot lazy, not a sexually assaulting pedophile.

Pal, you are grossly understating Martha Coakley's Sins.

Martha Coakley: doesn't care for baseball. A sinner in Krazen's eyes.

Roy Moore: molests several teenage girls, preyed on other young women. Worthy to be a senator!

Krazen probably has a bowl cut and a creepy map with strings connecting a bunch of places and a ton of AR-15's in his closet, perfect recipe...

[Doimper]

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[100% pro-life no matter what]

I bet the Democrats regret not going with a candidate who was pro-life.  I bet there are enough voters like me in Alabama who are deeply disturbed by Moore's actions but would never vote for (what we view as) a baby killer.  If the Democrat were pro-life, I would have this at Likely D right now, but this seems to be a tossup.

[Mike Thick]

CNN says there are new allegations dropping shortly, unless I misheard Anderson Cooper

[McGovernForPrez]

I think IceSpear should lay off the sheer amount of posts he makes about it. It’s the same thing over and over again, and it’s a bit annoying at this point. We get it, you don’t think the Democrats have a chance of winning. You don’t have to make 50 posts about it.

Yeah it's just miserable to hear the same thing over and over again without any real argument besides "Muh Alabama".

I mean, the real issue is that I'm disrupting the circlejerk. You guys have no problem with "Sen-elect Jones <333333" spam.

Also, Moore up 6 in the new poll. #Vindication

Also Moore's pre-scandal internals showed him up two. #Vindication

[McGovernForPrez]

I bet the Democrats regret not going with a candidate who was pro-life.  I bet there are enough voters like me in Alabama who are deeply disturbed by Moore's actions but would never vote for (what we view as) a baby killer.  If the Democrat were pro-life, I would have this at Likely D right now, but this seems to be a tossup.

I wish we had a pro-life candidate here myself.

[Roronoa D. Law]

So there is a robocall going around with a fake reporter from WaPo named Bernie Bernstein. I'm surprised they didn't do George Steyer de Rothschild.

[GeorgiaModerate]

After Virginia, how can anyone here think that one poll vindicates their opinion?  Wait for the results before you claim victory, people.  If they prove you right, then you were right.

[Podgy the Bear]

I bet the Democrats regret not going with a candidate who was pro-life.  I bet there are enough voters like me in Alabama who are deeply disturbed by Moore's actions but would never vote for (what we view as) a baby killer.  If the Democrat were pro-life, I would have this at Likely D right now, but this seems to be a tossup.

That's what bothers me about "pro-lifers".  People are upset about "baby killers" but don't have a problem when the babies become teenagers and get molested??!!

[DrScholl]

That robocall seems a lot like dog whistle.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

So there is a robocall going around with a fake reporter from WaPo named Bernie Bernstein. I'm surprised they didn't do George Steyer de Rothschild.

I assume Shylock Kykeowitz was already taken.

[McGovernForPrez]

So there is a robocall going around with a fake reporter from WaPo named Bernie Bernstein. I'm surprised they didn't do George Steyer de Rothschild.

Yeah that's pretty disturbing that someone is doing it to elect a pedophile. Is this in anyway a prosecutable offense?

[IceSpear]

After Virginia, how can anyone here think that one poll vindicates their opinion?  Wait for the results before you claim victory, people.  If they prove you right, then you were right.

It's not just one though. Every poll but two has still shown Moore ahead.

[IceSpear]

I bet the Democrats regret not going with a candidate who was pro-life.  I bet there are enough voters like me in Alabama who are deeply disturbed by Moore's actions but would never vote for (what we view as) a baby killer.  If the Democrat were pro-life, I would have this at Likely D right now, but this seems to be a tossup.

That's what bothers me about "pro-lifers".  People are upset about "baby killers" but don't have a problem when the babies become teenagers and get molested??!!

Alabama, wherein the "lives" of zygotes and blastulas are more important than those of teenagers.

[TomC]

In Ala, do any write in candidates have to declare and qualify?

[100% pro-life no matter what]

I bet the Democrats regret not going with a candidate who was pro-life.  I bet there are enough voters like me in Alabama who are deeply disturbed by Moore's actions but would never vote for (what we view as) a baby killer.  If the Democrat were pro-life, I would have this at Likely D right now, but this seems to be a tossup.

That's what bothers me about "pro-lifers".  People are upset about "baby killers" but don't have a problem when the babies become teenagers and get molested??!!

We do have a problem with it, but murder is obviously a worse crime than any sexual crime could ever be.