BRTD vs Gully vs Krazen vs Cuellar

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

The Arnold Amendment was adopted, and Gully Foyle used this opportunity to run for president. To win over neoliberal southerners he chose Kingpoleon as his running mate (on the advice of his campaign manager Tony Blair). Gully has also been endorsed by the Green Party.

Opposing him is the Democratic nominee, BRTD, who accuses Gully of having plans to list Hispanics as a race on the US Census. He named Mr. Illini as his running mate, to secure a 'double Midwestern ticket'.

Krazen is the Republican nominee, He is campaigning on gerrymandering the entire US in favor of the Republican party. He is naming Sanchez as his running mate to help with two key demographics : Hispanics and evangelicals.

Hispanics have bolted from BRTD and largely gotten behind a protest ticket, of Representatives Henry Cuellar of Texas and Jim Costa of California. They hope to throw the election into the House.

Discuss with maps!

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Lean-Foyle.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Torie told me to support Krazen.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Proud supporter of Hispanics Are a Race on the US Census party.

[Dr. MB]

Cuellar. It's long overdue.