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[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

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FHTAGN RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT

HOUSE IS SPLIT CONTROL, 4 FED. 1 ALL, 4 LEFT

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

REAGANCLINTON ANNOUNCES YOUNGTEXAN, BLAIR AS TOP CHOICES TO REPLACE HIM

after the surprising victory of ReaganClinton was announced yesterday, much speculation has arisen concerning who he wishes to replace him. Just a short while ago, he announced he wanted either YoungTexan, who recently returned to Atlasia, or Blair, to replace him. He has also announced that if both of these people decline, or are otherwise unable to serve, he will concede the race to JGibson, allowing him to take the seat. We have yet to get a statement from either Blair or YoungTexan as to whether they will attempt to take ReaganClinton's position in the House.

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Commentariat commentary:

This is distracting from the Big Issue affecting our nation. Just this week in the Southern Chamber, a bill was brought up that would, among other things, name Orange Juice as the official beverage of the South. Some politicians have decided to effectively declare war on the Floridian people by trying to replace the juice with.....sweet tea?! Needless to say, this is unacceptable. I will raise h*ck about this until the public learns about this incredibly important issue and sympathizes with the People of Florida!

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Commentariat commentary:

This is distracting from the Big Issue affecting our nation. Just this week in the Southern Chamber, a bill was brought up that would, among other things, name Orange Juice as the official beverage of the South. Some politicians have decided to effectively declare war on the Floridian people by trying to replace the juice with.....sweet tea?! Needless to say, this is unacceptable. I will raise h*ck about this until the public learns about this incredibly important issue and sympathizes with the People of Florida!

#hottake

[Mr. Reactionary]

Commentariat commentary:

This is distracting from the Big Issue affecting our nation. Just this week in the Southern Chamber, a bill was brought up that would, among other things, name Orange Juice as the official beverage of the South. Some politicians have decided to effectively declare war on the Floridian people by trying to replace the juice with.....sweet tea?! Needless to say, this is unacceptable. I will raise h*ck about this until the public learns about this incredibly important issue and sympathizes with the People of Florida!

OJ is OK!!!

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

How ELITIST Floridians are attempting to take away the people's choice of drink!

Those Elitists over in Florida are attempting to force us to bow down to them once again! Everyone thinks of Sweet Tea when they think of the South, not orange juice! Sure, it's great in the mornings, but when was the last time you heard of the orange juice dispenser lines at DcMonalds? I didn't think so! If Florida wants to force us to have our regional drink be OJ, then we will not have any of it!

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This will just become the Nyman Questioner, lol.

[Wells]

This will just become the Nyman Questioner, lol.

The Nyman Questioner has a history of copycats.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

ReaganClinton announces he will hold the seat "until a suitable resolution" is found.

ReaganClinton has announced he will hold the seat until a suitable solution is found.

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What does that mean

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

What does that mean

shrugs
I suppose it means he'll take office, and find someone suitable to replace him, or something.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Koopa D. Quick and Jimmy7812 leave Federalists, become independents
both the promising rising Federalist members left the party this afternoon, becoming independents. Why they have done this is unknown. Our staff have begun the rumor that this could be the beginning of a second tuesday night massacre, but this is considered highly unlikely at this time.

[RC (a la Frémont)]

What does that mean

shrugs
I suppose it means he'll take office, and find someone suitable to replace him, or something.

That is exactly what that means

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

The people of Florida will not have sweet tea poured down our throats by traditionalist politicians from South Carolina! The Very Important Act gives Dixieland-identifying Southerners representation in the form of our official fiber, cotton. Floridians deserve to have our vital orange industry represented in the official beverage of our Region. We deserve to be proud!

OJ is OK!

[Holy Unifying Centrist]

BREAKING NEWS: Impeachment papers being drafted against a certain southern chamber delegate

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Wait, wait a sec
Weatherboy hasn't technically resigned yet, so...me being appointed can't yet take legal effect...
but I'm not actually sworn in yet, so...

[Sestak]

Wait, wait a sec
Weatherboy hasn't technically resigned yet, so...me being appointed can't yet take legal effect...
but I'm not actually sworn in yet, so...

You're in fairbol's seat. The left holds the majority.

[OSR stands with Israel]

Its time for the Federalists to firmly establish themselves as a center-right - right-wing party.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Several federalists leave party, form new Reform Party
In what is now being dubbed the "Tuesday afternoon massacre" by some, several office holders and members of the Federalist Party have formed the Reform Party. These members include, but are not limited to:
Representative-Elect reaganclinton20XX, who led the charge for this.
MP Koopa, who has since said he is taking a short break from Atlas.
Assemblyman Jimmy7812, who along with koopa registered as independents earlier today.
Wulfric

[Mr. Reactionary]

Wait, wait a sec
Weatherboy hasn't technically resigned yet, so...me being appointed can't yet take legal effect...
but I'm not actually sworn in yet, so...

We've only had 6 members for a few weeks. You makes 7. Weatherboy leaving will make 6 again.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Weatherboy1102 suddenly resigns from the southern chamber because of a misunderstanding

Reportedly, the representative-elect saw The Govanah Jake's inauguration from the beginning of the month, and with his 200 IQ decided to resign and then get inaugurated, before realizing his mistake. He now has no voice in the southern chamber, as he has officially resigned. A local man was quoted as saying: "Oof."

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To quote the local man:  oof

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

oof

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

REFORM PARTY FALLS APART

After one of the founding members of the party, KoopaDaQuick, joined the PUP, both RC and Jimmy left to join Alliance. Wulfric is the only remaining member of the party.

Edit: Wulfric has become and Independent.

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REFORM PARTY FALLS APART

After one of the founding members of the party, KoopaDaQuick, joined the PUP, both RC and Jimmy left to join Alliance. Wulfric is the only remaining member of the party.

Edit: Wulfric has become and Independent.

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