Why Mississippi Will Become the most demoratic state in the country

[GlobeSoc]

There are many underlying factors why this wholesome family values state will become a devilcratic bastion of evil. First is the growth of black people, also to local Klansmen as "economic anxiety causing persons". This will create a solid base for the demonrats to build off of to advance their anti-values agenda. Although these economic anxiety causing persons will create a base, the creation of anti-Christmas Mississippi will actually happen before they become a majority. Why? It is because poor white people, which there are a lot of on Mississippi because of the policies of our friend Supply Side Jesus, will betray their culture by accepting Sorosbucks for food. This will be caused by the sabotage of our wholesome policies for job growth by the coastal elites, which will cause a massive economic crisis. A demonrat, the name of whom is unknown at this time, will promise "higher wages", "affordable healthcare" "lifting the burden of consumer debt", and other SOCIALIST ideas, to a receptive population. In this campaign, where obviously satanists ritually sacrificed a goat to make the dumbocrats win, poor whites who voted republican to support Christmas will be unable to afford their life needs, and thus be willing to accept the satanic agenda. This election will create a satanic majority in the United States of America for 1000 years. Poor whites, grateful for the food they got for betraying their culture in hard times, will stick with the DemocRATS. Their votes will shift a wide block of the south away from the Grand Old Party, and Mississippi will be the biggest beacon of satanism in the country.

But there will be hope. Although devilrats will be a majority in this country, some coastal elites will regret their actions and decide to support Christmas for unselfish reasons. This trend will cause the states of Washington, New Hampshire, New Jersey, and Connecticut into bigly republican stronkholds, as well as turning the states of Illinois, New York, and Oregon into bellwethers evenly divided between good and evil.

But that's not all; a few people living the American Dream to the max will venture forth into the final frontier, and we all know frontiers support individualism, so space colonists will become literally Ron Paul. The vast wealth in asteroids will create a rush into space following their mining, so the number of Ron Pauls in existence will increase by hundreds of thousands a year. Eventually, states will have to be created to manage these wholesome individualists, and these states will be fast growing pro-business christian republican strongholds. Eventually, a coalition of Ron Paul and coastal elites regretting supporting Satan will propel a new pro-business majority some time in the 2060s-2080s.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

What in God's name have I just read

[Not a Partisan Hack ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Were you high when you wrote this post?

[cvparty]

honey have you been smoking ayahuasca

[Sumner 1868]

Video killed the radio star.

[fluffypanther19]

What in God's name have I just read

this is now one of my favorite posts ever on atlas, just 100% pure wtf

[Frodo]

Mods, sticky this. 

[GlobeSoc]

Mods, sticky this.  

What is a sticky but a manipulation of the free flow of information by the NWO's loyal servants? Wake up sheeple!

[RINO Tom]

*Applauds*

[Mondegreen]

lol so random xd

[super6646]

Video killed the radio star.

About as relevant to the title in the OP than the text I've just read. Love this song though. XD

[Kleine Scheiße]

how much ambien have you taken sir

[GlobeSoc]

how much ambien have you taken sir

not enough

[fluffypanther19]

this post still makes me laugh lol 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm straight but after reading this post I desperately want to marry the OP.

[All Along The Watchtower]

[GlobeSoc]

I'm straight but after reading this post I desperately want to marry the OP.

sorry, I have many other suitors, such as anime body pillows

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Espy making a race out of the Senate race is causing qualms in the ranks of the GOP, and Hood can actually win in 2019.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Espy making a race out of the Senate race is causing qualms in the ranks of the GOP, and Hood can actually win in 2019.

That's true, but Mississippi is never going to become the most Democratic state in the country, lol.

[GlobeSoc]

Espy making a race out of the Senate race is causing qualms in the ranks of the GOP, and Hood can actually win in 2019.

exactly even now the devilcrats are infiltrating the state to destroy all tradition from the inside

[GlobeSoc]

Espy making a race out of the Senate race is causing qualms in the ranks of the GOP, and Hood can actually win in 2019.

That's true, but Mississippi is never going to become the most Democratic state in the country, lol.

never underestimate the power of soros bread

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Espy making a race out of the Senate race is causing qualms in the ranks of the GOP, and Hood can actually win in 2019.

That's true, but Mississippi is never going to become the most Democratic state in the country, lol.

never underestimate the power of soros bread

It's happening.

[Fuzzy Bear]

I was prepared for a discussion of the elasticity/inelasticity of the white vote in MS, and the issue of how high the percentage of blacks in the MS electorate will become over time.  This ought to teach me to never judge a book by its cover, lol.

[GlobeSoc]

I was prepared for a discussion of the elasticity/inelasticity of the white vote in MS, and the issue of how high the percentage of blacks in the MS electorate will become over time.  This ought to teach me to never judge a book by its cover, lol.

the title is not a typo

[Bidenworth2020]

id love to see how well you do in a republican primary