From Doctor to President- a 2016 timeline

[Torrain]

Still holding out hope that Scott Bakula becomes the Democratic nominee.

Would you say you had faith, of the heart?

[Huey Long is a Republican]

God I'm wet

[The Govanah Jake]

Finish on.

[erſatz-york]

Finish on.

God I'm wet

[OSR STANDS WITH PALESTINE]

Sorry. Been busy with work and writing songs for my band

[Pragmatist_TNAG]

Lol, what the hell

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

coming soon...

[Huey Long is a Republican]

coming soon...

To a McKay's book store near you!

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FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE

The first republican debate was held today, October 3rd 2015.
Most people believe that Dr. Phil McGraw was the winner after he destroyed Donald Trump. Trump was, as usual, yelling about the wall, and Dr Phil said “Donald. Why are you always angry? You should calm down. I’ll tell ya what, I’ll give you some free therapy sessions. It seems like you have a lot of issues boiling up inside you. Also, I too am against illegal immigration, but the wall is the dumbest idea. Why not just make LEGAL IMMIGRATION easier?”

[DPKdebator]

It begins...

[Independents for Nihilism]

Beautiful. I welcome Dr Phil coming in and basically being the "why don't we just elect somebody normal" candidate despite being even less qualified than Trump. Hope he offers Hillary & Bill marriage counselling too.

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Beautiful. I welcome Dr Phil coming in and basically being the "why don't we just elect somebody normal" candidate despite being even less qualified than Trump. Hope he offers Hillary & Bill marriage counselling too.

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Lol you’ll see what happens

[RC (a la Frémont)]

We need a detailed summary of the primaries, I’m loving this.

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IOWA CAUCUS RESULTS

  Today, In an upset, Dr Phil McGraw won the Iowa primary. His victory speech was very well received.

“Hello Iowa. Are ya havin’ a nice day? I sure hope so. Donald Trump doesn’t get it. Ya can’t eat the Chinese buffet if there ain’t any duck sauce. But Donald Trump doesn’t get that. He wants to build a wall. I don’t. I’m the superior candidate. He needs some serious therapy! I love you all! Make America Peaceful Again!”

[Skunk]

IOWA CAUCUS RESULTS

  Today, In an upset, Dr Phil McGraw won the Iowa primary. His victory speech was very well received.

“Hello Iowa. Are ya havin’ a nice day? I sure hope so. Donald Trump doesn’t get it. Ya can’t eat the Chinese buffet if there ain’t any duck sauce. But Donald Trump doesn’t get that. He wants to build a wall. I don’t. I’m the superior candidate. He needs some serious therapy! I love you all! Make America Peaceful Again!”

My king is alive!

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IOWA DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY RESULTS

Today, In an unexpected turn of events, Senator Bernie Sanders won the Democratic Caucus in Iowa. Here is an excerpt from his speech
“Iowa! Thank you for supporting me! I have proven it here tonight! Socialism is great! I have a very diverse group of supporters. Eighteen, nineteen year olds. And they have proven that Socialism works! Thank you!”

[America Needs R'hllor]

Socialism is great! I have a very diverse group of supporters. Eighteen, nineteen year olds. And they have proven that Socialism works!

What an accurate and flawless depiction of Sanders' speaking style and campaign flanks

[erſatz-york]

It begins...

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Obama Endorses

BREAKING NEWS! President Barack Obama has endorsed Senator Lincoln Chafee for the Democratic Nomination! Chafee was a minor candidate, but now may be considered a real threat to the Frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, and to her closest competition, Bernie Sanders

[Cold War Liberal]

BREAKING NEWS! President Barack Obama has endorsed Senator Lincoln Chafee for the Democratic Nomination!

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New Hampshire Republican primary results

Business man Donald J Trump won the New Hampshire primary, by only
0.3% over his closest challenger, Dr Phil. Here is Trump’s victory speech
“Ladies and gentlemen! We have beaten Dumb Dr Phil! We will continue these victories. In fact, I say we build a wall around that little [Expletive]! He’s not even a doctor. I know more about psychology then he does. He’s a phony. I call him Phony Phil! Make America Great Again!”

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NEW HAMPSHIRE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY RESULTS

Bernie Sanders, in what was not a surprise, won New Hampshire. 
He has taken the front runner status. What was a surprise was the one who placed second.
Senator Lincoln Chafee, after a momentum boost due to his endorsement from President Obama.
Bernie gave  a speech:
“Ladies and Gentelmen! Thank you! You have proven that socialism is a good system. I’m Bernie and I say: please vote for me! As most of you know, I’m criticized for being old. But I’m 73 years young! Thank you America!”

[Consciously Unconscious]

This is the funniest timeline since Cakewalk from a few years ago.  Well done

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TRUMP: I AM NOT SCARED OF PHONY PHIL!

Today, Donald Trump appeared in an interview with Fox News. When asked about his biggest opponent, Dr Phil, Trump said “I’m not scared of Phony Phil. I’ve never been a fan. He’s a total loser, who’s gonna lose Bigly. The people of Iowa are dumb for voting for Phil. He’s a total loser. Let’s make America Great Again!”

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

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