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« on: September 29, 2005, 08:33:40 PM »
Step 1. Evacuate all Israelis and Palestinians, build a 200 ft. high, 10 meter wide concrete wall around the ISrael-palestine area; flood it and turn it into an underwater theme park.

2. See step 1, re: Northern Ireland, Chechnya, North Korea, Kosovo, etc.

3. shoot the nukes to the sun

4. Shoot the other wmds to jupiter

5. put all the guns into the bottom of the marinas trench

6. Free basic healthcare to everyone

7. Free basic education to everyone

8. Sanitation for everyone

9. No drugs

10. Better scriptwriters for the Simpsons
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2005, 08:38:16 PM »
11. Declare me Benevolent King for Life Smiley

12. Make Jennifer Garner my Queen.
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2005, 08:52:40 PM »
13. Ignore steps 1-9, as well as 11 and 12.

14. Officially declare blueberry pie as being delicious.
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2005, 08:58:33 PM »
15. All Libertarians must be shot.

16. All state-sponsored shootings will be conducted using blueberry pie Grin
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2005, 09:00:32 PM »

Warning - We shoot back.

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Well, if the pie is non-lethal, then maybe we won't shoot back. Too busy eating delicious pie. Wink
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2005, 10:45:41 PM »
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on September 29, 2005, 09:00:32 PM

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Well, if the pie is non-lethal, then maybe we won't shoot back. Too busy eating delicious pie. Wink

no guns, remember Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2005, 10:50:57 PM »
Quote from: hughento on September 29, 2005, 10:45:41 PM
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on September 29, 2005, 09:00:32 PM

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Well, if the pie is non-lethal, then maybe we won't shoot back. Too busy eating delicious pie. Wink

no guns, remember Cheesy
I get to keep my sword w00t!
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2005, 10:52:12 PM »
And with my knowledge of improvised munitions, I take over the world in six months.  

Bow before His Grand Imperial Majesty J. J. the First, Emperor of the Planet J. J. (formerly Earth).

(It won't be me, but you realize that this is what would happen.
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2005, 11:03:19 PM »
Quote from: hughento on September 29, 2005, 10:45:41 PM
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on September 29, 2005, 09:00:32 PM

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Well, if the pie is non-lethal, then maybe we won't shoot back. Too busy eating delicious pie. Wink

no guns, remember Cheesy

We're ignoring that step, remember. Wink
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2005, 12:12:26 AM »
17.All libertarians are magically brought back to life

18.All libertarians get +2/+2 until end of turn.

19.Return all Democrats and Republicans in office back to hand

20.Free education and health care-but it all comes directly from hughento's pocket.  If this system fails, we can hugh recieves 2 damage for each creature damaged this turn.

21.The Sun and Jupiter will be able to reason with hughento for just compensation of their damages.

22.tap, return all guns to owners hands

23.If Milk_and_Cereal leaves play, destroy all lands, artifacts, creatures, forumites, trolls, threads, and brownie points.
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2005, 02:16:41 AM »
24. Milk_and_cereal removes the Swastika from his signature.
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2005, 02:40:02 AM »
25. Hughento and his band of...merry...men conquer the world and turn everyone else into sexslaves.
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2005, 04:11:02 AM »
26. Geeks around the world officially declare Rick Santorum 'teh suxx0rs
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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2005, 06:47:34 AM »
Quote from: hughento on September 30, 2005, 02:40:02 AM
25. Hughento and his band of...merry...men conquer the world and turn everyone else into sexslaves.

Can't I at least be a sex indentured servant? Sad
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2005, 06:50:33 AM »
I'm with you guys on steps 4, 6-8, and 16.
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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2005, 09:44:54 AM »
Quote from: hughento on September 30, 2005, 02:40:02 AM
25. Hughento and his band of...merry...men conquer the world and turn everyone else into sexslaves.

26. opebo becomes republican again.
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2005, 10:04:25 AM »
27.  Make it lawful that all women I try to talk to give me at least 5 minutes of their undivided attention.
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2005, 11:02:02 AM »
Quote from: Senator Ebowed on September 30, 2005, 02:16:41 AM
24. Milk_and_cereal removes the Swastika from his signature.

28.Only under the condition Killerpollo removes the commie flag.
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2005, 12:14:32 PM »
This plan sucks.
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2005, 12:28:56 PM »
29. This thread gets closed.
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2005, 01:17:56 PM »
30. 3 colorless, tap, remove target Mexican troll from the game.
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2005, 04:44:36 PM »
Quote from: hughento on September 30, 2005, 02:40:02 AM
25. Hughento and his band of...merry...men conquer the world and turn everyone else into sexslaves.

Oh no you don't....

31. Hugh is sliced to pieces by a well-thrown sharp tea scone.

32. All conservative and libertarian creatures gain +5 in some attribute or another.

33. Star Trek will be put on the air, with better writers.
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2005, 05:50:55 PM »
34. Hugh remorphs, and opens "Hughworld" (formerly Israel) to tourists. The main attraction is the birthplace of Hughsus, Bethlehughm, and Jehughsalem, site of the Crhughcifixion.
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2005, 07:09:56 PM »
Quote from: hughento on September 30, 2005, 05:50:55 PM
34. Hugh remorphs, and opens "Hughworld" (formerly Israel) to tourists. The main attraction is the birthplace of Hughsus, Bethlehughm, and Jehughsalem, site of the Crhughcifixion.

35. DanielX leads an army retaking Israel.
36. Israel is strapped to rockets and is moved to the moon.
37. Hugh is chained to a rock, with a vulture continuously feasting on his entrails.
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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2005, 07:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Senator DanielX on September 30, 2005, 07:09:56 PM
37. Hugh is chained to a rock, with a vulture continuously feasting on his entrails.

It would be his liver, you dolt Wink

Besides, Hugh being Prometheus would be like such a compliment.
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