Make a confession

[Cassandra]

I'm actually a diehard atheist who's been happily married with children for the past five years.  I love sex and consider marijuana use disgusting and immoral.

Disgusting sure, but why immoral?

[Kingpoleon]

I can count the number of times I have cursed on one hand. As Theodore Roosevelt once said, “Profanity is the language of the fool. Why curse when there is such a magnificent language with which to discourse?”

/Nerd

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm actually a diehard atheist who's been happily married with children for the past five years.  I love sex and consider marijuana use disgusting and immoral.

Disgusting sure, but why immoral?

I guess I forgot the obligatory "/s".

[Cassandra]

I'm actually a diehard atheist who's been happily married with children for the past five years.  I love sex and consider marijuana use disgusting and immoral.

Disgusting sure, but why immoral?

I guess I forgot the obligatory "/s".

Oh sorry man, not in a state to catch that lol

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm actually a diehard atheist who's been happily married with children for the past five years.  I love sex and consider marijuana use disgusting and immoral.

Disgusting sure, but why immoral?

I guess I forgot the obligatory "/s".

Oh sorry man, not in a state to catch that lol

No worries, I've been trashed since like 10 lol

[Cassandra]

I'm actually a diehard atheist who's been happily married with children for the past five years.  I love sex and consider marijuana use disgusting and immoral.

Disgusting sure, but why immoral?

I guess I forgot the obligatory "/s".

Oh sorry man, not in a state to catch that lol

No worries, I've been trashed since like 10 lol

Haha, whatchu drinking? I mixed my mormon "beer" (% Tecate) with Tequila. Might have overdone the Tequila though lol

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm actually a diehard atheist who's been happily married with children for the past five years.  I love sex and consider marijuana use disgusting and immoral.

Disgusting sure, but why immoral?

I guess I forgot the obligatory "/s".

Oh sorry man, not in a state to catch that lol

No worries, I've been trashed since like 10 lol

Haha, whatchu drinking? I mixed my mormon "beer" (% Tecate) with Tequila. Might have overdone the Tequila though lol

Barefoot wine - sweet red blend.

It's my favorite

[CookieDamage]

Rap music makes me h*rny and I love gr*up s*x

[I Can Now Die Happy]

Virtually nothing I do in life is because I actually get enjoyment or fulfillment out of it, it's almost entirely to advance my education and future career.

Asian or Jewish?

Neither, overly ambitious suburban white dude

Don't you get fulfillment from the fact that you're furthering your ambitions?

I'm guessing you want to go to Harvard and major in PoliSci or something along those lines?

Anyway, to answer the thread: I get off on the irony of living a borderline double life. Pursues casual often unprotected sex with strangers on the regular while working with traditionalist conservative types to attain common political goals. Volunteered for Democratic candidates in NYC despite supporting Trump, mostly for fun. Attained a degree from a prestigious university but never actually got a job utilizing the degree, and I never mention where I went or what I majored in - I just tell people to guess and amuse myself when they're way off.

[Obama-Biden Democrat]

I can't help but burst out laughing at the absurdity of people calling soft drinks soda or coke. Pop just sounds natural, soda sounds like what they would have called a soft drink back in the 50's.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

I have broken 5 phones

I decapitated a flip phone

I bit two iphone 6's

I threw another iphone 6 at a wall

and I swam with another flip phone.

[YE]

I left my binder, pencil bag, and my bag that I cover my binder with at home and now I need to get a new one.

[Zaybay]

I thought JFK was the president on the dime until today

[CookieDamage]

I thought JFK was the president on the dime until today

Omg... me too...

[Lechasseur]

I have broken 5 phones

I decapitated a flip phone

I bit two iphone 6's

I threw another iphone 6 at a wall

and I swam with another flip phone.

Sounds just like me lol

[Sir Mohamed]

I never smoked a cigarette or any drugs, just been drunk (yes, as a Muslim).

[MarkD]

I used to want the Supreme Court to be political -- that it lean to the left or the right -- which is the very thing I rail against now with all my might, over and over.

[Mike Thick]

I can't figure out which of my passions to devote energy to and I have no idea what to do with my life after college

[retromike22]

I'm 32 but have not had more than 20 alcoholic drinks in my life.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I have been posting on atlas since 2005.

[The Dowager Mod]

I watch way too much anime. ~Desu~

[junior chįmp]

Mondale getting deep y'all

-I strategically chose all my college classes using rate my professor then looked up my professors facebook, linkein, voter registration, etc... and just totally bullsh!tted them and buttered them up to get high grades
-Ive made up resumes and have been hired for jobs I was totally unqualified for
-I still think of my g/f from high school like a decade later and feel everyone after will be me settling
-I've never filled out an honest tax return
-I'm not even that liberal
-I feel more comfortable around Republicans and cant stand most leftists I meet (though not all of course)
-I lost my virginity in a church parking lot
-I think the first Hot Tub Time machine movie is a masterpiece
-I cant stand the Beatles...they're music is overrated and sounds like it was recorded with a potatoe
-I'm not anti-intellectual but I think intellectuals are just as dumb as dumb people...they just sound smarter
-My brother is probably a high functioning addict

[KingSweden]

I am utterly repulsed by pornography, and am only aroused by cinematic/television nudity

I have a weird fascination with bathing and showers

I love airports, and photograph their interiors when I fly places

[morgankingsley]

I lost my virginity when I was 14, summer between eighth grade and freshmen year, with my first 'girlfriend'. Here is the crazy part. I didn't even know age of consent was even a thing back then, so I had no idea what I was doing was even considered wrong.

[Dr. Arch]

I watch way too much anime. ~Desu~

Omg I love anime
I used to watch dragon Ball, Naruto, berserk, one piece,fairy tale, death note, etc
I'm currently watching Arslan senki, Tokyo ghoul and detective Conan

I recommend Ancient Magus Bride. It's an absolute masterpiece.