Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[Sestak]

Jesus, it’s 6 here and the sky could have passed for midnight for the last hour.

[AudmanOut]

Today is my 17th birthday.

Happy belated birthday

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

~31 hours to submit a takehome final. Also have to edit/finish two papers, prepare for my in-class final on Tuesday, and do some work for my internship. And my first doctoral applications are due the 15th and I still lack my third letter of rec. The schools I really want to attend have the earliest due dates, so it’s a full court press even after finals are done.

[Mr. Smith]

~31 hours to submit a takehome final. Also have to edit/finish two papers, prepare for my in-class final on Tuesday, and do some work for my internship. And my first doctoral applications are due the 15th and I still lack my third letter of rec. The schools I really want to attend have the earliest due dates, so it’s a full court press even after finals are done.

Well at least dat bass player?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

~31 hours to submit a takehome final. Also have to edit/finish two papers, prepare for my in-class final on Tuesday, and do some work for my internship. And my first doctoral applications are due the 15th and I still lack my third letter of rec. The schools I really want to attend have the earliest due dates, so it’s a full court press even after finals are done.

Well at least dat bass player?

Haven’t seen her since. She’s affirmed she wants to go out again, but family illness obstructed one weekend and now we’ve both got finals. If I can’t swing anything next weekend, I’d have to say it’s over. That said, I only realized yesterday in a fit of over-caffeinated over-confidence that despite my recurrent anxiety (not the medical kind) and her not being the greatest at texting, I don’t actually have much to worry about.

[HillGoose]

On my way back from the club in Nashville last night this semi next to me on I-40 near Carthage blew this deer right in half, sent the other half right in front of my car. Luckily it didn't damage my car but it did cover the front of my car with blood and guts.

Since this happened in Carthage I'm convinced it was Al Gore mind-controlling that deer to try to silence me.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

On my way back from the club in Nashville last night this semi next to me on I-40 near Carthage blew this deer right in half, sent the other half right in front of my car. Luckily it didn't damage my car but it did cover the front of my car with blood and guts.

Since this happened in Carthage I'm convinced it was Al Gore mind-controlling that deer to try to silence me.

Gore has jumped a couple levels up in my book.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

On my way back from the club in Nashville last night this semi next to me on I-40 near Carthage blew this deer right in half, sent the other half right in front of my car. Luckily it didn't damage my car but it did cover the front of my car with blood and guts.

Since this happened in Carthage I'm convinced it was Al Gore mind-controlling that deer to try to silence me.

It wasn't Al Gore dummy, it was ManBearPig.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Oh boy, I'm gonna have to go to school with a brace and one crutch tomorrow, and limp myself across the largest HS in my county! Yippee!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Finals are basically over. Just got my internship project, grad school apps, and the whole female situation to deal with.

[Virginiá]

Oh boy, I'm gonna have to go to school with a brace and one crutch tomorrow, and limp myself across the largest HS in my county! Yippee!

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what happened?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Oh boy, I'm gonna have to go to school with a brace and one crutch tomorrow, and limp myself across the largest HS in my county! Yippee!

what happened?

I dislocated my knee a week ago.

[Virginiá]

I dislocated my knee a week ago.

What you really need is a little Jeb Healing:

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I dislocated my knee a week ago.

What you really need is a little Jeb Healing:

Thank you Virginia, very cool!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

My adviser has two days to submit my letter of recommendation. :l

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm working on a new PI scenario.

Here's a preview - I'll let you guess what race it is.

[RINO Tom]

People still send letters?

At work, we are actually still legally required to send some things in the form of a letter ... I actually kind of like it, LOL.  It's like renting a movie at the movie store!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Letter of rec countdown at the eleventh hour. We've got about 36 hours to finalize. Damn university faculty.

[JA]

Stomach viruses are so awful. My symptoms have been brutal; up all night doing you can imagine simultaneously from 7pm-4am. My lower back (presumably kidneys) have been killing me, got a 101F fever, and my eyes are burning while also having an awful headache. Definitely not enjoying my weekend.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I have a message for all you who judge a man by his fraternity membership: Today, in a pinch, my undergrad chapter's faculty adviser authored my third letter of rec with only a few hour's notice when one of my original guys (someone who should have done it, by all conventional standards) didn't come through. It's because of him my applications are complete. Hallelujah. Now let's hope that all that fretting and those application fees were worth it.

[I Can Now Die Happy]

Life just flies by so fast. I'm on the verge of turning 24 and these past couple years have felt like a couple weeks to me. Back when I was, say, 14 - large amounts of time on internet communities dedicated to niche topics would give me constant exposure to new and interesting ideas. That gravy train of novelty has long ran out by now. While I do enjoy trolling and LARPing on this forum, there are simply too many goals I need to fulfill before my time on Earth is up. I can no longer afford to risk even spending a few seconds of time screwing around on the internet.

I'm not coming back to this forum until I make my first $1,000,000 and when I beat what I like to call "The United States Senate Challenge." Some of you already know what it is. To those of you who don't...it uh..means I intend to travel to all 50 states to 'get involved' with two women from each of them. Of course, I have quite a few other important things to accomplish on top of these two as well.

And yes, I'm being completely serious, even though most won't believe me. Goodbye. Have a nice life in the meantime everyone.

[AudmanOut]

While I do enjoy trolling and LARPing on this forum,

Thank you for admitting your a troll, now if only Icespear would do the same. Then both of you can leave.

[bagelman]

Thank you for admitting trolldom and deliberately setting impossible goals for yourself to return.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm not coming back to this forum until I make my first $1,000,000 and when I beat what I like to call "The United States Senate Challenge." Some of you already know what it is. To those of you who don't...it uh..means I intend to travel to all 50 states to 'get involved' with two women from each of them. Of course, I have quite a few other important things to accomplish on top of these two as well.

I'll admit, I laughed.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Life just flies by so fast. I'm on the verge of turning 24 and these past couple years have felt like a couple weeks to me. Back when I was, say, 14 - large amounts of time on internet communities dedicated to niche topics would give me constant exposure to new and interesting ideas. That gravy train of novelty has long ran out by now. While I do enjoy trolling and LARPing on this forum, there are simply too many goals I need to fulfill before my time on Earth is up. I can no longer afford to risk even spending a few seconds of time screwing around on the internet.

I'm not coming back to this forum until I make my first $1,000,000 and when I beat what I like to call "The United States Senate Challenge." Some of you already know what it is. To those of you who don't...it uh..means I intend to travel to all 50 states to 'get involved' with two women from each of them. Of course, I have quite a few other important things to accomplish on top of these two as well.

And yes, I'm being completely serious, even though most won't believe me. Goodbye. Have a nice life in the meantime everyone.

No lol, you were starting to get funny and a forum institution.