The Doof York Times : Pericles and Fhtagn breakup news

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The Doof York Times would like to congratulate Weatherboy/MB on their victory amid a labor surge across the Country, The Doof York Times promises to provide unbiased coverage of what occurs over the next several months as a new paper!

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Election Recap:

Labor won majorities across all 3 of the regions this weekend within the Regional Legislatures, they held on to Senate seats in Lincoln and Fremont and continue to hold a majority in the Senate. They also took over the House of Representatives and the Presidency to hold full power in the Congress and the Presidency for the first time since the Adam Griffin era. (They may have briefly held it when Blair was President for a bit, I forget).

The Federalists continue to hold on to the Southern Governorship and the two Southern Senate seats, along with 4 seats in the House of Representatives, we will continue to provide coverage on how everything unfolds in the weeks to come!

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So when was the last Laborite control of the Presidency and Congress?

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Oh yeah please welcome our newest reporter, Poirot!

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GOSSIP: FHTAGN AND PERICLES BREAKUP?

Recently, the Doof York Times has noticed Pericles has been very hostile to one of the five females registered on Atlas, Fhtagn, after is it believed they had a honeymoon in North Korea while attempting to negotiate an end to the war in May 2018. However, it seems the divorce has gotten ugly.

First, it was revealed that after fhtagn won the war over their kiwi bird, Pericles was seen saying this on some chat thing called discord:

Things got uglier though when it was discovered that Pericles had ordered a photo of fhtagn's insides via a MRI:


Stay tuned, we will have more on the pet kiwi bird's status and the location of the mri recently discovered buried in the sand.

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It's a shame that doof chose to forge screenshots of me.

The Doof York Times does not forge pictures, here is more evidence:







 (he deleted the second one, but we got a screenshot of it like  good journalists!)