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« on: December 09, 2018, 10:12:53 pm »



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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2018, 10:19:15 pm »
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Week 1

Glue Huffing Granny faces jail time in Indiana

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Polio Outbreak in Portland

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Protests, General Strike in New Caledonia

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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2018, 06:55:18 am »

Hang on, wasn’t Macron assassinated last year?
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2018, 08:44:38 am »

Hang on, wasn’t Macron assassinated last year?

Macron is a zombie?
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2018, 12:47:13 pm »

Hang on, wasn’t Macron assassinated last year?

Yes, he was. I was the one who wrote the follow-up election story.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2018, 10:02:46 pm »

Week 2

Crowds, shortages lead to Holiday Shopping violence

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Dutch Parliament tightens public burqa ban

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China hacks Atlasia again. Are we surprised?

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Singapore boards Atlasian-Flagged Merchant Vessel, confiscates weapons

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P.S., Governor ReaganClinton has issued a full pardon to Mrs. Roberta Clemente of Terra Haute, Indian for glue-huffing, and she will now be able to spend Christmas with her family.
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2018, 12:17:24 pm »

Week 3 will be published later today. In the meantime, since its the Christmas season I hereby declare that the tsunami that occurred in Indonesia on Saturday did not occur in game and all the victims are still alive.
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2018, 11:55:33 pm »
« Edited: December 30, 2018, 06:04:01 pm by Mr. Reactionary »

Week 3

Seattle opens new shipping container housing project

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Atlasian missionary arrested in Qatar

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Rajoelina elected President in Madagascar runoff

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First time donor, Austin Carter was more than happy to talk about his experience while giving blood at an event in Nashville, Tennessee:
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A prominent figure in Montgomery, Alabama, Bishop Ezekiel Jackson of the I Have A Dream Church of God worked with a local rental car company, who donated vans to transport members in their community to a nearby blood drive.
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For those who were unable to give blood last week, you can always schedule a future donation with your local donation facility. David Wilson, XCBS-5[/quote]

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- Azucena Gonzales, AP.
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2018, 02:13:45 pm »

Week 4, Part 1

BREAKING: CHINA SIGNS PEACE AGREEMENT
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2018, 03:14:43 pm »

Glorious news!
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2018, 04:27:01 pm »

Excellent
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2018, 04:33:39 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2019, 03:25:56 pm »

Week 4, Part II

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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2019, 06:47:12 pm »


Not exactly the most hopeful reference to make for the future. Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2019, 03:49:11 pm »

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him
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« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2019, 11:00:03 pm »

Week 5, Part I

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One of the first responders on the scene, Sargent Dennis Sutherland shows reporters video footage that was uploaded to social media of the incident, and offers a brief statement in response to the tragedy that took place:
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2019, 05:09:12 am »

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Outgoing Atlasian President Jokes About Nuking, Sets Off Panic Across the Globe

Nyman, D.C. - Panic set off both at home and abroad in Atlasia today when outgoing President Weatherboy1102 made a joke about setting off a nuclear weapon in casual conversation outside of his office.

Tensions rose in East Asia, particularly in China and on the Korean peninsula as a result of this news, having just negotiated post-war deals with the current administration and having endured massive casualties in several conflicts in the region.

Atlasia's allies have also found themselves on high alert this evening, knowing very well what would happen as a result if such a mistake is to be made for their troops as well as their relationship with Atlasia going forward.

No comments have been made from the White House or the Weatherboy administration at this time regarding these comments, but it is to the best of the Atlasian Intelligence Community's knowledge that this was more likely to be a poorly executed joke, and not a promise of any action in the final hours of the current administration in power.
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2019, 07:40:28 am »

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Outgoing Atlasian President Jokes About Nuking, Sets Off Panic Across the Globe

Nyman, D.C. - Panic set off both at home and abroad in Atlasia today when outgoing President Weatherboy1102 made a joke about setting off a nuclear weapon in casual conversation outside of his office.

Tensions rose in East Asia, particularly in China and on the Korean peninsula as a result of this news, having just negotiated post-war deals with the current administration and having endured massive casualties in several conflicts in the region.

Atlasia's allies have also found themselves on high alert this evening, knowing very well what would happen as a result if such a mistake is to be made for their troops as well as their relationship with Atlasia going forward.

No comments have been made from the White House or the Weatherboy administration at this time regarding these comments, but it is to the best of the Atlasian Intelligence Community's knowledge that this was more likely to be a poorly executed joke, and not a promise of any action in the final hours of the current administration in power.
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2019, 01:39:41 pm »

There you go again
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2019, 02:24:34 pm »

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2019, 09:00:11 pm »

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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2019, 04:30:12 am »

Budgetary Concerns Emerge for Fremont High Speed Rail Program

Fremont's official high-speed railway project, passed by Parliament in October of 2017, is still in its planning phase, but is already encountering problems. In the original 2017 bill, a sum of 10 billion dollars was allocated to the development of rail lines connecting San Francisco and Seattle, Sacramento and Omaha, and Salt Lake City and Minneapolis; however, a recent cost analysis suggests that it will need almost double that sum for each line.

A key issue involves the necessity to build the Omaha line through the rocky mountains. Although BNSF and Union Pacific rail lines exist across the Rockies, the requirements for a high-speed line are more stringent, and require avoidance of sharper bends that wouldn't be out of place in existing tracks. As such, potentially extensive tunneling will need to be carried out on significant portions of the path to make the line feasible. Alternatively, the project could share BNSF tracks at a greatly lowered cost, at the expense of the 'high' in 'high-speed.'

In addition, problems are arising in negotiations with state and local governments, as existing stations in major cities are in need of extensive modifications in order to accomodate the new high-speed rail lines. Significantly, project managers are considering moving the terminus of the Seattle from San Francisco to Emeryville (in Alameda County), citing development concerns regarding the Transbay Transit Center in San Francisco.  

Defunct Argentine Science Satellite Collides with Russian Satellite

On March 2, 2019, Kosmos 2221, an active Russian electronic signals intelligence satellite, collided in-orbit with SAC-D, a defunct Argentine science satellite. The collision occurred at an altitude of 653 kilometers and produced over 423 detectable pieces of new space junk, arranged in two expanding debris clouds traveling along the satellites' former orbits. This is the second on-record collision between orbiting satellites, after the 2009 collision of the Iridium 33 and Kosmos 2251 satellites. The debris generated by the impact are not expected to affect the ISS or any pending launches, as the station orbits over 200 kilometers below the two satellites. Nevertheless, the massive increase in junk caused by low-orbit collisions in recent years is drawing concern from many space programs around the world, as many other satellites share similar orbits to SAC-D and Kosmos 2221, and will have to spend precious fuel to negotiate a safe path.

SAC-D was launched in 2011 by CONAE (Comisión Nacional de Actividades Espaciales), Argentina's national space program, to perform salinity measurements of Earth's oceans; contact was lost in 2015. Although its orbit was well-documented by ground-based instruments after this time, orbital uncertainties resulted in an error of 160 meters in the published positions that proved fatal. The incident has provoked a more dedicated world effort to cataloging and tracking space junk in real time.
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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2019, 03:27:04 am »
« Edited: March 06, 2019, 03:44:09 am by Deputy GM Encke »

Unauthorized Immigrant Report

The following report and analysis of SB 2016-050 - 'Come out of the Shadows' has been requested by Senator N.C. Yankee to determine a proper course of action regarding SB 9101 - 'Consistency in Immigration Status Act'

figure i: The number of illegal immigrants is down significantly in comparison to estimates made prior to the passage of SB 2016-050, despite a brief spike in illegal immigration in Q1 and Q2 of 2017, just before and just following the bill's passage. Over time, visa overstays have proven less likely to apply for the conditional nonimmigrant visa, and therefore the proportion of visa overstays relative to the total undocumented population has grown to 52% (from 41% in 2013).

figure ii: The number of illegal immigrants still applicable for the conditional nonimmigrant visa has been declining steadily since the passage of the bill as more and more immigrants apply.

figure iii: Southwest border apprehensions spiked in the first two quarters of 2017 due to an influx of new migrants as the bill was being debated and immediately following its passage. The number of apprehensions has dropped as new migrants choose to avoid Atlasia due to increasing proportion of employers utilizing verification systems.

figure iv: Progress on implementation of visa entry/exit systems is slow, and the process will take many more years to reach completion. Based on the current rate of implementation, 78% of ports of entry/exit are projected to contain verification systems in place by the end of Quarter 2, 2021. Slow progress on this component may be a contributor to the lower proportion of visa overstays who choose to apply for the conditional nonimmigrant visa.
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« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2019, 07:40:53 pm »

I would like to request a cost estimate for the Teacher's Tax Credit Act in Fremont, which provides an annual tax credit not exceeding $500 in Fremont for all public school teachers to be used for the purchase school supplies.

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« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2019, 04:33:17 pm »

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Leon County, Florida - Large speculators upped their bullish positioning in orange juice futures, amid fear of the increasing number of hurricanes impacting the Florida peninsula, where oranges are most commonly grown due to the area's low probability for freezing.

During the week-long period covered by the data, orange futures rose from $1.10 to $1.83 per pound.

Net long or short positioning in the Citrus Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) data reflect the difference between the total number of bullish (long) and bearish (short) contracts.  Traders monitor the data to gauge the general mood of speculators, although excessively high numbers are viewed by many as signs of overbought or oversold markets that may be ripe for price corrections, which experts attribute to the rising fear of future hurricanes, such as Hurricanes Irma and Michael.


One prominent Southerner and former IDS Speaker, Chairman Sanchez of Tallahassee, was reached out for a comment, which he provided to the local news:
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It's high time that our government took swift and IMMEDIATE action against these hurricanes!  Fire every missile we got at them and tell those speculators to pound sand - which will glow in the dark by the time we're through with it!


Randy Phillips of Man, FL took a slightly less radical attitude, acknowledging the threat of incoming hurricanes but rejoicing in the boom to Florida's citrus economy.
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I mean, yeah, hurricanes are, like, bad and stuff, but imagine the benefit to our citrus industry!  As an investor, I haven't been this ecstatic since the time I did bathsalts and ran naked through the town center!  What a night I had on Friday.
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