Southern Legislation Introduction Thread - 2019/2020

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Submitted by Mr. Reactionary:

Southern Occupational Licensing Reform Bill:

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Mr. Reactionary requested that I sponsor this:

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b. The Abortion Safety and Guidelines Act shall be amended as follows:

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SECTION III: TIMING

1. This bill shall take effect immediately.[/quote]

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More Ban Bans Act

a. The Ban Ban Act shall be amended as follows:

SECTION I: BAN ON BANS

1. No State or locality in the Southern Region shall make or enforce any ban on the following activities:
a. Possession, manufacture, transportation, distribution, or sale of plastic straws
b. Possession, manufacture, transportation, distribution, or sale of plastic shopping bags
c. Possession, manufacture, transportation, distribution, or sale of plastic water bottles
d. Possession, manufacture, transportation, distribution, or sale of alcoholic confections by persons nineteen (19) years old or older
e. Possession, manufacture, transportation, distribution, or sale of foie gras, provided all generally applicable animal welfare regulations are abided by
f. Possession, manufacture, transportation, distribution, or sale of any fertilizer approved by the Atlasian Environmental Protection Agency (EPA)
g. Possession, manufacture, transportation, distribution, or sale of any manufactured housing regardless of age provided the manufactured housing complies with the Uniform Building Code and any utility connection rules or skirting requirements mandated by the locality where the manufactured housing is situate.
h. Possession of a shopping cart in public
i. Display of yard signs smaller than 4 feet x 4 feet on one’s property outside of any public right-of-way or utility easement
j. Uranium mining in areas zoned agricultural or mining provided the mining operation abides by all federal regulations pertaining to uranium mining safety
k. Juveniles being in a public place during certain fixed times each night, except during a generally-applied curfew during a declared emergency
l. Trick-or-Treat activities by juveniles younger than nineteen (19) provided the juvenile does not otherwise trespass or commit any other crime
m. Operation of a facility permitting the wagering on on-site dog racing
n. Engaging in hypnotism of another person provided the person being hypnotized expressly consents in writing
o. Bars or restaurants allowing dogs other than service animals inside provided the presence of such animal does not otherwise result in health code violations
p. Possession, breeding, transportation, distribution, or sale of pit bulls or any other dog breed-specific ban, however nothing in this provision shall prohibit localities from requiring generally applicable dog registration, vaccination, tethering, or other regulations permitted under Southern law.
q. Infant circumcision
r. Selling Hand-rolled or bidi cigarettes provided all applicable taxes are paid
s. Selling raw oysters for human consumption subject to a disclaimer than uncooked seafood may be unsafe
t. Selling rare beef for human consumption subject to a disclaimer than undercooked beef may be unsafe
u. Manufacturing or selling transfats or food products containing transfats
v. Operating a McDonalds or other fast food franchise
w. Growing, selling, or possessing castor beans
x. Manufacturing, transporting, selling, or possessing absinthe, subject to all generally applicable regulations on alcohol
y. Manufacturing, transporting, selling, or possessing tannerite
z. Purchasing more than one (1) firearm at a time or within a fixed time period
aa. Playing Mumblety-peg in public or in private
bb. Racks or Boxes located in public for the distribution of literature
cc. Working as a computer repair technician without obtaining a private investigators occupational license
dd. Non-trespassing adults possessing open containers of alcohol while located on private property

2. This law shall take effect immediately.

Submitted by Mr. Reactionary

[TheSaint250]

Everglades Environmental Protection Act

1. Any land that is a part of Everglades National Park in the State of Florida is hereby off-limits to oil drilling.

2. The Department of Infrastructure and Environment shall contribute $10 million for use by the State of Florida in preventing algae blooms harmful to Everglades National Park.