Oh God, that's like choosing between being murdered with a gun, murdered with a knife, or murdered via poison.
With that said, I guess I'd choose Alabama... Birmingham and Montgomery aren't so terrible, even though the rest of the state is absolutely not a place I'd be caught dead living in.
I was thinking Oklahoma at first, but then I realized that outside of Tulsa and OKC, it's probably worse than Alabama.
You've obviously never been there.
Don't know anything about Montgomery, I would have assumed the same thing about it as Enlightened Centrist, but I think the whole South knows Birmingham's a dump lol (at least that's the reputation, I've never been anywhere in Alabama, or Mississippi, or Oklahoma; the only Deep South states I've been to are Louisiana and Georgia).
From what I hear Tuscaloosa seems to be the nicest town in Alabama, does that sound right to you? At anyrate it seems like it has history, just like Mobile (the first capital of Louisiana, before it was moved to New Orleans in 1718 lol). So are those two nice? And what about Huntsville?
At anyrate I'd assume the state I'd like the most out of these 3 would be Alabama.