Lana Del Rey vs. Sufjan Stevens

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Let's "celebrate" the month with some subtle shade (could go less subtle without Torie to delete my stuff this year but let's start light) - which of the two excessively common dating profile personality substitutes is you?

(I don't think this is a straight people thing, so gotta get the crosstabs.)

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Lana (would rather not specify where I'm at currently wrt my sexual orientation), but both are fantastic.

[Wells]

Lana Del Rey is my favorite artist, period (gay)

I've never listened to Mr. Stevens.

[Senator Incitatus]

I find Sufjan Stevens particularly unlistenable. Easy vote for Lana Del Ray.

[Anzeigenhauptmeister]

That one who threw the glass bottle into Patsey's eye.