Opinion of Mike Dece

[Some of My Best Friends Are Gay]

Mike Dece (born June 8, 1996) is a Brazilian-American rapper based in Miami. He was previously a member of Raider Klan and collaborated with Denzel Curry. Dece is known for his 2016 support of Donald Trump for President, but has since removed all his pro-Trump past from the internet.

His hits include the eponymous Donald Trump, Marilyn Manson, in which he claims he has coitus with women in a manner similar to that of the legendary shock rocker, and my personal favorite; Young Ho, which coincidentally is not about an Asian escort.


He's known for deep lyrics like these:

I penetrate the b*tch hard and uber belligerent
So goddamn ignorant when I ing fisted it
I don't spit bars, I just ing take them
And I don't  hoes, I just come and rape them
I'm like "Woah," goddamn is she hot, like the long c*ck in her t*at
Baby, don't stop, cause I make that p*ssy clot
Making her scream to the top, crushin' the spot
Makin' the vagina rot, Mikey the Dece is not
ing with you, boppers that get on my jock
So hop up off of my c*ck, ho, dumbass b*tch
Attempted to lick on my dick cause the coke on my lips
She noticed that sh*t, so she assumed that I'm rich
But I just live in her crib
Where I pipe other b*tches and diminish all their riches
I'm a broke-ass m*therer but my dick is super vicious
And it's long, she stare at my schlong cause I'm known as "Penis Kong"
And she was wrong to trust me that long cause now her purse is gone
But that stupid ass ho continues to get slorier
Barbarian p*ssy, I'm the Cokey Shores Warrior