(admittedly nowhere near as important as someone that failed to become governor of a third tier state, that's why it's here)
link-youtubeI’ve held an AR-15 in my hand, I wish I hadn't. It is as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving and the bullet that is utilized, a 50 caliber, these kinds of bullets, need to be licensed and do not need to be on the street
I think that might beat "a shoulder thing, that goes up" and chainsaw attachments as the new funniest thing ever said by a gun control nut. If my math is right (feel free to check) and assuming an AR15 weighs ~7.5lbs, a "box that you might be moving" weighs 12 ozs.