SB 20-07: 1984=1776 Act

[Pericles]

1984 = 1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2020, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2020, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from the illuminati or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

House of Representatives
Passed in the House of Representatives 6-1-0-2
X YE.

Sponsor: Devout Centrist
Senate Designation: SB 20-07

[Pericles]

This needs a sponsor.

[Pericles]

This needs a sponsor.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

In Section b, what is defined as "illuminatti" or "The "Bilderberg" Group?

I mean how do we know if people are receiving money form these entities if membership in them is not defined. Is someone who works the lands outside of a building in which they me to be considered as such? The decorator?

[Devout Centrist]

I'll sponsor

[Pericles]

24 hours to object to Senator Devout Centrist sponsoring this bill.

[Former President tack50]

I have to encourage my fellow Illuminati, uh I mean; Laborites, to reject this bill.

The Illuminati are super good people and very nice. They want the best for us. Trust me

[Pericles]

Senator Devout Centrist is recognized as the sponsor, you have 48 hours to speak on this bill.

[Devout Centrist]

Right, so this bill would help reduce the prevalence of conspiracy theories related to the Federal Government. Then again, that's just what they want us to think...

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I will restate my question now that there is a sponsor to answer.

In Section b, what is defined as "illuminatti" or "The "Bilderberg" Group?

I mean how do we know if people are receiving money form these entities if membership in them is not defined. Is someone who works the lands outside of a building in which they me to be considered as such? The decorator?

I have to encourage my fellow Illuminati, uh I mean; Laborites, to reject this bill.

The Illuminati are super good people and very nice. They want the best for us. Trust me

Somehow I think Truman would have got more mileage out of this joke.

[Devout Centrist]

In Section b, what is defined as "illuminatti" or "The "Bilderberg" Group?

I mean how do we know if people are receiving money form these entities if membership in them is not defined. Is someone who works the lands outside of a building in which they me to be considered as such? The decorator?

I'll add an amendment that defines those organizations. Perhaps if employees fail to disclose such donations, it could be considered tax evasion?

[Pericles]

Do you want to debate this further, are there any points that should be raised?

[Devout Centrist]

Proposing an amendment...

1984 = 1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2020, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2020, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from the illuminati or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.
1. 'The Illuminati' shall be defined as any society that has a direct historical connection, through successor status or by self proclamation, to the Bavarian Illuminati or other such similar schools founded in the 18th century in Europe.
2. 'Bilderberg Group' shall be defined as any organization or any such member of an organization, who has met at the Bilderberg Hotel in Oosterbeck of the Netherlands.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

[Pericles]

Senators have 24 hours to object to the amendment.

[Pericles]

With no objection, the amendment is adopted.

[Former President tack50]

I motion for a final vote

[Pericles]

24 hours to object to Senator tack50's final vote motion.

[Pyro]

I object.

This is a rather silly bill and I appreciate that, although it is my position that the fluoride portion should be stricken as the current regulation is adequate.

[Former President tack50]

Withdrawing the final vote motion then

[Pyro]

Thank you, Senator Tack.
I propose the following amendment.

1984 = 1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2020, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2020, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from the illuminati or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.
1. 'The Illuminati' shall be defined as any society that has a direct historical connection, through successor status or by self proclamation, to the Bavarian Illuminati or other such similar schools founded in the 18th century in Europe.
2. 'Bilderberg Group' shall be defined as any organization or any such member of an organization, who has met at the Bilderberg Hotel in Oosterbeck of the Netherlands.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

[Devout Centrist]

Without objection

[Pericles]

24 hours to object to Senator Pyro's amendment.

[Pericles]

With no objection, the amendment is adopted.

[Pericles]

Is there any further debate here?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I motion for a final vote.