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« Reply #75 on: January 01, 2006, 03:30:08 PM »
By whacking off too much.
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« Reply #76 on: January 01, 2006, 03:32:52 PM »
he blows himself as a suicide bomber
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YRABNNRM
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« Reply #77 on: January 01, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »
Complications of Polio.
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« Reply #78 on: January 01, 2006, 03:44:36 PM »
He tells someone that he likes Guns N' Roses and they shoot him in the face.
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« Reply #79 on: January 01, 2006, 03:45:38 PM »
gets an STD from opebo
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« Reply #80 on: January 01, 2006, 03:47:31 PM »
Stabbed to death by an 86-year-old Hell's Angel while watching the 70-something-year-old Rolling Stones "live" in concert.
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« Reply #81 on: January 01, 2006, 03:48:31 PM »
Bleeds to death after getting a papercut from a Post-It Note shaped like Colorado
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« Reply #82 on: January 01, 2006, 03:50:13 PM »
Beaten to death by NOW members at the 2008 DNC.
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« Reply #83 on: January 01, 2006, 03:50:34 PM »
electrocuted when the toaster he's masturbating with falls into his tub
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« Reply #84 on: January 01, 2006, 03:52:34 PM »
Drowns after the school bus he was driving crashes into the ocean.  His last words before going under: "Zeppelin RULES!"
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« Reply #85 on: January 01, 2006, 03:53:23 PM »
We should've written for Six Feet Under.
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« Reply #86 on: January 01, 2006, 03:55:42 PM »
stabbed in the back by a deranged gorilla
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« Reply #87 on: January 01, 2006, 04:09:09 PM »
Food poisioning from undercooked meat (he is from Mississippi Wink)
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« Reply #88 on: January 01, 2006, 05:03:49 PM »
Plane crash
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« Reply #89 on: January 01, 2006, 05:04:31 PM »
aids
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« Reply #90 on: January 01, 2006, 05:05:32 PM »
Tommy Thompson will finally crack and go on a brutal rampage.
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« Reply #91 on: January 01, 2006, 05:10:15 PM »
While installing a supercomputer misplaces a wire and is electrocuted
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« Reply #92 on: January 01, 2006, 05:37:12 PM »
« Edited: January 01, 2006, 07:19:57 PM by Milk'n'Cereal »
killed in the Canadian-Mexican War of 2019
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« Reply #93 on: January 01, 2006, 05:39:42 PM »
gets crushed to death while having sex with a 700 pound woman who insisted on being on top...
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« Reply #94 on: January 01, 2006, 06:37:31 PM »
Heart attack.
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« Reply #95 on: January 01, 2006, 06:37:50 PM »
aids
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« Reply #96 on: January 01, 2006, 06:39:22 PM »
Has his head cut off by a light saber
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« Reply #97 on: January 01, 2006, 06:40:10 PM »
Gets a Heavy Lourde dropped on him.
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« Reply #98 on: January 01, 2006, 06:50:44 PM »
Killed by Joe Empire.
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« Reply #99 on: January 01, 2006, 06:51:50 PM »
Stroke.
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