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« Reply #775 on: December 14, 2009, 12:06:31 pm »
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Revanchist Germany.
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« Reply #776 on: December 14, 2009, 04:23:29 pm »
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As the final moderate in the Republican Party, once Jodi Rell, Torie and Bullmoose have become Democrats (or, Communists)...NiK will write a book called, "Will the last moderate to leave the room turn out the lights?"

And he will.

Only to be electrocuted by a lightswitch ineptly installed by non-union, underpaid and unregulated electricians...

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« Reply #777 on: December 14, 2009, 06:04:48 pm »
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JS will be stabbed to death by a crazed fundamentalist woman with 19 kids speaking in tongues to whom the Lord informed her was the anti-Christ stakeholder for Ft Wayne, and must be eliminated ASAP before his poisonous ideas dupe and infect other sincere followers of Christ into agreeing with  his depraved toleration and of the damned (eg gays, Democrats, liberals, secular humanists, one worlders,  birth controllers, feminists, vegans, civil rights agitators, and satanic emo music listeners,  and belief that such presumptive pieces of human excrement are not automatically consigned to eternal hell without passing go.   
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« Reply #778 on: December 14, 2009, 06:05:18 pm »
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Defenestration.
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« Reply #779 on: December 15, 2009, 04:58:25 am »
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Fenestration.
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« Reply #780 on: December 15, 2009, 05:14:33 am »
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He chokes when eating grilled platypus tail.
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« Reply #781 on: December 15, 2009, 06:59:31 am »
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When someone took his nickname too seriously and consume Wink
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« Reply #782 on: December 15, 2009, 07:06:26 am »
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Spotaneous Combustion. It's tough being really, really ridiculously good looking.
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« Reply #783 on: February 19, 2012, 04:03:01 pm »
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Dingo attack.
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The world is becoming globalized, but cosmopolitanism is being hijacked by the Davos Man. What choice is left besides nationalism? The thought is terrifying, to be honest.

I just hope Trump doesn't turn into some kind of Berlusconi-esque Teflon man.
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« Reply #784 on: February 19, 2012, 04:08:38 pm »
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Jon Huntsman's death.
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« Reply #785 on: February 19, 2012, 04:11:26 pm »
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Dehydration due to inability to ask for a glass of water due to posting in an incomprehensible private language.
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If I'm shown as having been active here recently it's either because I've been using the gallery, because I've been using the search engine looking up something from way back, or because I've been reading the most excellent UK by-elections thread again.
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« Reply #786 on: February 19, 2012, 04:12:21 pm »
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Sexual asphyxiation.
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« Reply #787 on: February 19, 2012, 09:45:17 pm »
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He doesn't die, but is tormented eternally by Sauron once the dark lord of Mordor regains his ring.
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He that possesses the word of Jesus, is truly able to bear his very silence. Epistle to the Ephesians 3:21a
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« Reply #788 on: February 19, 2012, 09:59:36 pm »
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He dies after being endorsed by his current governor for president.
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« Reply #789 on: February 19, 2012, 10:19:59 pm »
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Rick rolls him over with a truck?
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« Reply #790 on: February 19, 2012, 11:44:25 pm »
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Defenestration.

A war breaks out the next day, though the two events are wholly unrelated.
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« Reply #791 on: February 19, 2012, 11:47:13 pm »
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He's walking down the street and Herman Cain winks at him.
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« Reply #792 on: February 19, 2012, 11:48:14 pm »
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Mitt Romney fatally shots him with his santorum gun.
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« Reply #793 on: February 20, 2012, 12:09:57 am »
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He gets carried up by a tornado into the mouth of an active volcano.
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« Reply #794 on: March 13, 2012, 09:23:35 am »
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He eats too much KFC.
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« Reply #795 on: March 13, 2012, 02:19:59 pm »
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Platypus attack, naturally.
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« Reply #796 on: March 13, 2012, 06:43:01 pm »
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His blood will stop circulating, organs will fail, and his brain will gradually yet rapidly shut down with the last moments happening nearest to the stem, at the beautiful gathering of the first and most basic brain cells.  All thoughts and memories wash away; his only vision, that of a simple white and dark light spectrum and his only feelings be of productive cellular hunger.  An eternal second ticks before he falls into darkness.
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« Reply #797 on: March 13, 2012, 07:00:25 pm »
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His blood will stop circulating, organs will fail, and his brain will gradually yet rapidly shut down with the last moments happening nearest to the stem, at the beautiful gathering of the first and most basic brain cells.  All thoughts and memories wash away; his only vision, that of a simple white and dark light spectrum and his only feelings be of productive cellular hunger.  An eternal second ticks before he falls into darkness.

That's f**king deep man...
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« Reply #798 on: March 13, 2012, 07:19:35 pm »
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Manhole mishap.
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« Reply #799 on: March 13, 2012, 08:31:01 pm »
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Manhole mishap.

Fatal heart attack following Mitt Romney's Acceptance Speech at the RNC.
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