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« Reply #825 on: March 14, 2012, 09:07:12 PM »

I assume all Poles die of liver failure and/or at the hands of invading armies.
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Oakvale
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« Reply #826 on: March 14, 2012, 09:23:42 PM »

Lief? Lynched. Sad
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« Reply #827 on: March 14, 2012, 10:27:58 PM »

Oakvale will die of liver failure caused by an acute case of cirrhosis.  He shall die with a bottle of fine Irish whisky in one hand while the other clutches the bosom of his smokin hot milf of a wife.  He will die with a smile on his face.
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« Reply #828 on: March 15, 2012, 05:49:59 AM »

Used to the frozen land of Meenasooda, he burns to a crisp when he visits Iowa.
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« Reply #829 on: March 15, 2012, 06:01:35 AM »

The snow stalks him to death.
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« Reply #830 on: March 15, 2012, 06:45:02 AM »

He chokes whilst attempting to pronounce the unpronounceable syllable in Arabic.
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« Reply #831 on: March 15, 2012, 07:26:26 AM »

Mauled to death by a horde of platypodes.
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« Reply #832 on: March 15, 2012, 11:27:53 AM »

Among the first victims of the concentration camps in the Fourth Reich.
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« Reply #833 on: March 15, 2012, 12:42:48 PM »

After taking his oath as a man of the Night's Watch, he is disemboweled by one of the Others after he ventures north of the wall on a routine patrol.
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« Reply #834 on: March 15, 2012, 12:50:04 PM »

I kill him.
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« Reply #835 on: March 15, 2012, 12:56:36 PM »

Gets mangled to death in a trash collection vehicle after sleeping in a trash container overnight.

In an unfortunate combination of circumstances, the workers don't hear him sleeping because the container is closed.
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« Reply #836 on: March 15, 2012, 01:27:59 PM »

Tender: tenderised.
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« Reply #837 on: March 15, 2012, 01:31:01 PM »


Yay !

I've always wanted to be made into a Milka Tender:

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« Reply #838 on: March 15, 2012, 02:23:07 PM »

Run over by a Panzer during the Second Anschluss. (this is going to be a recurring theme)
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« Reply #839 on: March 15, 2012, 02:23:57 PM »

Brutally butchered.
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« Reply #840 on: March 15, 2012, 03:03:47 PM »

Tries to assassinate Morgan and I, but gets hit by a pizza truck.
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« Reply #841 on: March 15, 2012, 03:12:43 PM »

is runover by a drunken BRTD on the way home from a emo concert

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side note:  I remember this thread...

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.


That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

Next poster skip me.
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« Reply #842 on: March 15, 2012, 03:34:31 PM »

Killed in a bank robbery reminiscent if his earlier days.
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« Reply #843 on: March 15, 2012, 03:36:33 PM »

killed by President Santorum during the Great RCC Purge of 2014
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« Reply #844 on: March 15, 2012, 03:42:14 PM »

killed by President Santorum during the Great RCC Purge of 2014

RCC? 

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« Reply #845 on: March 15, 2012, 03:49:00 PM »

Jmfcst is killed by the hordes of socialist-communist-atheist gaysz who will take over Real Murica when Obama is reelected in 2012.
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« Reply #846 on: March 15, 2012, 04:52:10 PM »

Casualty of the Fourth Reich's conquest of Poland.
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« Reply #847 on: March 15, 2012, 05:12:57 PM »

Sexual asphyxiation.
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« Reply #848 on: March 15, 2012, 05:38:13 PM »

Heart attack after an orgia.
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« Reply #849 on: March 15, 2012, 05:55:30 PM »

At age fifty, on the toilet, cigarette still in hand.
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