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Snowstalker Mk. II
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« Reply #850 on: March 15, 2012, 07:04:37 PM »

Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #851 on: March 15, 2012, 07:08:14 PM »

Trod to death by furious ponies.
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« Reply #852 on: March 15, 2012, 07:13:12 PM »

Shot by the PDL death squads once Zombie Berlusconi returns to power in Italy in 2046.
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« Reply #853 on: March 15, 2012, 08:23:40 PM »

Run over by an insane driver after being forced to walk to class because his city got rid of their public transportation.
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« Reply #854 on: March 15, 2012, 09:25:40 PM »

By the hand of the Third Section, following the South's consolidation into a tinpot dictatorship.

Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)

I don't get it.
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Platypus
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« Reply #855 on: March 15, 2012, 11:48:57 PM »

Intestinal worms.
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« Reply #856 on: March 15, 2012, 11:54:53 PM »

Trampled by a mob of screaming teenage girls chasing down the latest boy band.
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« Reply #857 on: March 16, 2012, 08:18:56 AM »

Consumed by Mitt Romney.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #858 on: March 16, 2012, 11:58:39 AM »

Bottle of vodka in his left hand, mouse in his right, cig hanging from his mouth, staring at his Atlas profile still stumped by how he got death points for recommending jmfcst as a moderator.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #859 on: March 16, 2012, 12:15:49 PM »

Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.
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« Reply #860 on: March 16, 2012, 12:39:54 PM »

killed on the freeway by a jack-knifed 18-wheeler (9:07 mark), an accident that is caused by a Mod-In-Training, the jmfcst, who took over the wheel from his new Mod-partner Inks, who is haunted by the memory of excuting Derek (2:00 mark), during their first attempt to the overthrow the current regime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVT-w7uP_Q#t=1m50s
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #861 on: March 16, 2012, 01:10:12 PM »

Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.

F[inks] You.  Tongue

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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #862 on: March 16, 2012, 01:26:48 PM »


Shut the [Inks] up you [Inks]ing piece of [Inks]ing [Inks]. Go [Inks] yourself and stop [Inks]ing me off with your [Inks]ing bull[Inks].

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« Reply #863 on: March 16, 2012, 02:15:21 PM »

the jmfcsts:

Heart attack after gay marriage becomes federally legal.
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« Reply #864 on: March 16, 2012, 03:17:46 PM »

Ears explode after listening to Courtney Love.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #865 on: March 16, 2012, 03:38:56 PM »

Commits suicide after his computer crashes and he loses all his Congressional District data.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #866 on: March 16, 2012, 07:16:11 PM »

In the arms of DSK
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20RP12
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« Reply #867 on: March 16, 2012, 08:10:44 PM »

Joe Republic drinks him under the table.
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« Reply #868 on: March 17, 2012, 09:25:49 AM »

Crappy tattoo gets infected.
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« Reply #869 on: October 14, 2012, 09:33:10 AM »

Holy bump!

I'm a big fan of defenestration.
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« Reply #870 on: October 14, 2012, 11:23:47 AM »

Axe murderer.
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« Reply #871 on: October 14, 2012, 11:26:03 AM »

Sat on by a very large woman...
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« Reply #872 on: October 14, 2012, 11:27:30 AM »

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« Reply #873 on: October 14, 2012, 11:57:49 AM »

Hunting accident

"accident"

murder
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« Reply #874 on: October 14, 2012, 12:02:39 PM »

Some sort of tragic, unexpected accident, like getting shot by looking down the barrel of his gun, or his own car running him over somehow. Either that or an involvement with shady characters leads to an immediate life threatening situation.
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