Predict how the previous forumite will die

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

He'll be killed in a drive-by while passing through East L.A. 

"There's always gonna be gangs. There's always gonna be fighting. Always was and always is. You can't stop it, man, that's just life. See, these our my homeboys, vato. I love them and they love me back, man. Mi barrio es el primero. You expect me to walk away from that. No way, man. No ####### way."

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

He’ll simply cease to exist after concluding the whole world is just a dream.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

He dies of Spontaneous Human Combustion after being encouraged by jmfcst to deal with the self-induced contradictions of his faith.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.

That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

relax, it was a line from the movie "About Last Night"

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

is runover by a drunken BRTD on the way home from a emo concert

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side note:  I remember this thread...

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.

That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

Next poster skip me.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

killed by President Santorum during the Great RCC Purge of 2014

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

killed on the freeway by a jack-knifed 18-wheeler (9:07 mark), an accident that is caused by a Mod-In-Training, the jmfcst, who took over the wheel from his new Mod-partner Inks, who is haunted by the memory of excuting Derek (2:00 mark), during their first attempt to the overthrow the current regime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVT-w7uP_Q#t=1m50s