Predict how the previous forumite will die

[Frodo]

A gunshot to the back of his head, blasting away half of his skull. 

[Frodo]

Falls off a fishing vessel while fishing for Dungeness crabs.  Dies of hypothermia in the middle of the Bering Strait before drifting to the Arctic, and being eaten by a polar bear. 

[Frodo]

Gets eaten by a Great White Shark while snorkelling just beyond the Great Barrier Reef. 

[Frodo]

Gets lynched by a neo-Confederate mob for having carnal relations with a black woman.

Could I be any more stereotypical of your state than that? 

[Frodo]

Gets trampled by a herd of bison before having his remains torn apart by coyotes. 

[Frodo]

Is dethroned, and then gets thrown into a pit full of starving wolves by an usurper. 

[Frodo]

Gets eaten by an angry alligator.

[Frodo]

Gets flayed alive by StatesRights, who then hangs his skin on the front porch of his house.  Sensei is then eaten by fire ants, attracted by the blood. 

[Frodo]

Gets killed and then eaten by cannibalistic tramps in one of New York's many subway tunnels far from any station.  His remains are not discovered for years. 

[Frodo]

Gets eaten by Big Foot while hiking through the Cascades one summer evening.

[Frodo]

Gets eaten by Big Foot while hiking through the Cascades one summer evening.

Something involving hampsters.

Go on......

[Frodo]

Strangled to death by retired Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

[Frodo]

Gets killed in a hit-and-run by Keystone Phil. 

[Frodo]

Roadkill. 

[Frodo]

Sexual asphyxiation.

[Frodo]

Shot dead while working as a community organizer in the Bronx.