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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
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Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« on: September 05, 2007, 12:07:52 AM »
Dies on D-Day, 28 Feb. 2048, when Cuba finally invades Florida ...
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2007, 12:13:54 AM »
A blue dog attacks him on a hot summer day and mangles his Adam's apple and he eventually bleeds to death afterwards. It will happen in Idaho in 2037.
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2007, 06:13:01 AM »
He gets tasered to death by Secret Service agents after his attempt to kill President Palin.
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 12:56:36 PM »
Gets mangled to death in a trash collection vehicle after sleeping in a trash container overnight.

In an unfortunate combination of circumstances, the workers don't hear him sleeping because the container is closed.
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Tender Branson
Mark Warner 08
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,156
Austria


Political Matrix
E: -6.06, S: -4.84
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2012, 01:31:01 PM »

Yay !

I've always wanted to be made into a Milka Tender:
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