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snowguy716
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« on: September 04, 2007, 10:51:17 PM »

Drowning after being pinned by his collapsed roof in a devastating hurricane and despite being conscious, he can't move and simply stares helplessly as the water slowly rises in the house.
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 01:03:49 PM »

Choking on an unusually good Currywurst.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 06:56:56 PM »

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.


That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

relax, it was a line from the movie "About Last Night"
There ain't nuthin from Texas but steers and queers, and you don't look like no bull to me...

Generally a light hearted quote from a good movie... but all negative intent from me is genuine.  I thought humility and humbleness were good Christian characteristics.. or are those not spelled out in plain enough English for you?
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2008, 12:39:25 AM »

Run over by a Mikado steam locomotive.
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2009, 03:00:59 PM »

A fat embolism after a dodgy illegal butt firming collagen injection.
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 10:27:58 PM »

Oakvale will die of liver failure caused by an acute case of cirrhosis.  He shall die with a bottle of fine Irish whisky in one hand while the other clutches the bosom of his smokin hot milf of a wife.  He will die with a smile on his face.
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2012, 12:42:48 PM »

After taking his oath as a man of the Night's Watch, he is disemboweled by one of the Others after he ventures north of the wall on a routine patrol.
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