Predict how the previous forumite will die

[JSojourner]

As the final moderate in the Republican Party, once Jodi Rell, Torie and Bullmoose have become Democrats (or, Communists)...NiK will write a book called, "Will the last moderate to leave the room turn out the lights?"

And he will.

Only to be electrocuted by a lightswitch ineptly installed by non-union, underpaid and unregulated electricians...