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minionofmidas
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« on: January 01, 2006, 09:22:33 AM »
Quote from: nini2287 on January 01, 2006, 02:56:44 AM
On a plane crash on the way to his honeymoon with Rin-chan
Never. He's immortal.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 09:45:50 AM »
Quote from: JustJeff on January 01, 2006, 09:23:33 AM
Choking on a bratwurst at Oktoberfest. Tongue
Not bloody likely. Never been there and most likely never will.

You, of course, will drown in the next hurricane.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2006, 11:17:10 AM »
After kicking the living sh!t out of an intruder, MODU tries to shoot him as he's lying prostate on the ground, but holds the gun the wrong way round and blows his own head off.
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2006, 12:45:08 PM »
Unlikely. I've tried the stuff once and had no effect whatsoever.

As to Harry, he's shot while resisting arrest on a shoplifting charge.
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2006, 03:03:43 PM »
Lynched for careless handling of bear in downtown New York City, leading to death of beloved Vice President, Dazzleman.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2006, 04:00:49 PM »

Harried to death, of course.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2006, 04:52:57 PM »
Chokes on part of grilled Philip.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 04:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Left of the Dial on January 02, 2006, 04:53:45 PM
Hacked to death by a mob of BJP supporters.
Knifed by stripper's jealous pimp boyfriend.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2006, 04:58:33 PM »
Plowed under by Negro with a mule, on the man's own 40 acres, too!
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2006, 05:59:12 PM »
Buried alive for a perfectly good reason, with his head left sticking out and covered with honey, in the middle of the Nevada desert.
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2006, 06:03:43 PM »
I was going to say, axed by a butcher, but frankly it's not all that funny to just turn around anything said before.
So I'll say, massive coronary while masturbating over the constitution.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2006, 03:17:17 AM »
Runover by John Engle in a Ford Model A.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2006, 05:11:20 AM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu on January 03, 2006, 05:09:42 AM
Gets impaled on the bottom tip of South Carolina.
While swimming off Vancouver Island, gets mistaken for a whale by Makah Indians, and harpooned to death. This is after he gained 300 pounds, of course.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2006, 07:53:00 AM »
Skin cancer, thanks to ozone hole exposure during infancy.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2006, 11:12:53 AM »
Autoconsumption.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2006, 11:15:50 AM »
Drowns in Lake Winnebago, with 50 pounds of concrete around his feet.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2006, 05:36:28 PM »
Lynched for not averting his eyes in the presence of a Black woman; after they take power.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2006, 02:57:42 AM »
Hacked to death by angry losers in DC Risk! 1.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2006, 06:59:42 AM »
Quote from: nini2287 on January 04, 2006, 06:49:37 AM
Drinks himself to death celeberating the new gray avatar.
I might tonight.

As to you...

runover by ambulance taking dieing Lewis Trondheim to hospital.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2006, 09:32:14 AM »
Gaping hole in vital organ, created with his consent during kinky sex play.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2007, 06:59:48 AM »
He'll be collateral damage in a US air raid.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2007, 02:25:00 PM »
Bleeds to death after being scratched by a cute kitten.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2007, 07:30:24 AM »
Shot by homicidal cop "while resisting arrest".
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2007, 08:29:11 AM »
Straha would never die.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2007, 06:28:13 AM »
Attempts to remove Tasmania from his avatar, gets lynched by a pack of rabid Tasmanians as a result.
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