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« on: January 01, 2006, 03:13:12 PM »
Hunted by man-eating rabbit.
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 08:34:14 PM »
Marries then divorces a psychopath.
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2006, 03:07:48 PM »
Display case on the 2nd story of Ed's House of Sharp Knives falls on him while walking down a sidewalk in Paris, Texas.
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2006, 03:09:34 PM »
Digested by a pervert with an eating disorder.
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2006, 07:44:49 PM »
Tragic emo-related accident.
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2006, 07:49:28 PM »
Shot while stealing shampoo from a hair salon.
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2006, 07:52:55 PM »
Pickled in a massive Jello manufacturing accident.
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 09:08:53 PM »
Killed committing a baserunning error with his girlfriend.
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2007, 08:48:45 PM »
Stops being alive.
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2007, 12:20:19 AM »
No explanation needed.
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 04:37:54 PM »
Same as the last time.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 07:53:16 PM »
Peacefully.
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 10:44:16 PM »
All of his posts in this thread at the same time.
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2008, 12:51:51 AM »
The first ever recorded fatal case of carpal tunnel syndrome.
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2008, 02:18:32 PM »
Natural causes.
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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2008, 02:20:52 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 09:13:41 PM »
Hanged for copyright infringement.
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 07:58:20 PM »
Eaten by Hillary Clinton.
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2008, 06:10:51 PM »
The iron fist of communism will crush him.
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2012, 11:47:13 PM »
He's walking down the street and Herman Cain winks at him.
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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2012, 06:43:01 PM »
His blood will stop circulating, organs will fail, and his brain will gradually yet rapidly shut down with the last moments happening nearest to the stem, at the beautiful gathering of the first and most basic brain cells.  All thoughts and memories wash away; his only vision, that of a simple white and dark light spectrum and his only feelings be of productive cellular hunger.  An eternal second ticks before he falls into darkness.
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