Predict how the previous forumite will die

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

At a Civil War reenactment when somebody forgets they've got a Minié ball left in their musket from blackpowder hunting season.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Squashed to death after being sat upon by an overweight Chief Justice.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Nominated as the Unity 08 candidate and fades away into irrelevance.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Death by firing squad.

Reason for death sentence: Involuntary euthanasia.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Death by Hanging

Reason for Death Sentence: Owns a Vanilla Ice CD

Objection!  I only own 78 rpm records!

As for Old Europe, he dies by asphyxiation when to clean up the mess Sensei leaves behind, the ventilator is run in reverse and sucks all the air out of the room Old Europe is in.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Dies from an infection from when he cuts himself with his Swiss Army knife.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

By picking too deep for a booger.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Serbian death squad

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

He doesn't die, but is tormented eternally by Sauron once the dark lord of Mordor regains his ring.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Trampled by a mob of screaming teenage girls chasing down the latest boy band.